Love stories; Mystery fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Ranchers -- Fiction
While yet he stood at the curb a limousine, doubtless theater-bound, was
halted in the traffic crush before him. He saw a bobbed, dark head,
bound by a pearl filet with an emerald drop, protrude; saw a pointing,
bejeweled finger; heard clearly the drawled comment:
“More likely, some new food for the fat, dar-rling. Remind me to tell
mother. She gained whole ounces on that last chaff she choked down. The
poor dear is losing her pep—starving worse than any Chinese baby that
ever——”
The heavy car was crawling on toward its next stop. But Pape was spared
any regrets in nearer diversion as he drifted along with the tide of
pavement passers. In slowing to keep off the heels of a couple ahead, he
eaves-dropped a woman’s demand of her escort:
“Now what, do you imagine, _is_ Why-Not Pape? I do detest mysteries,
although I suppose they’re the only way to get the public nowadays.
Personally, I haven’t any use for women that won’t tell their ages, have
you? I never read serial stories and simply can’t stand those suppressed
men that some girls rave about. The reason you make a hit with me,
Jimmie, is because you’re so frank, so natural, so sort of puppy-like.
Oh, don’t bother getting sore! You know by this time that I——”
_What_ was Why-Not Pape, indeed? Soon as the analytical lady strayed
from the vital subject to that of her ingenuous companion, the author of
the latest Broadway riddle passed on, a breaker on the edge of the
down-sweeping tide of theater-goers, actor folk out of work and
inevitable window shoppers. Of the several he overheard querying the new
sign, none guessed—as none do in most real-life mysteries—that they were
jostling elbows with the quite palpable solution. His upward stare
attracted a direct remark from a pavement companion.
“You’ll read the answer in the newspapers soon. Nobody nor nothing is
going to burn real money for long in that make-you-guess display.”
Pape was startled. Would the press take him up—possibly in time pique
the public interest to such extent that he might need to blaze forth,
within his rose-border, answers to the questions he had raised? If so,
the coveted recognition might be considered won.
But he did not need to tell New York what or who he was, to congratulate
himself. None would have excuse hereafter to regard lightly an
introduction to Why-Not Pape. Even though inadvertently, already the
city was welcoming him.
His one regret anent the bought-and-paid-for greeting was that it did
not include the worthy Polkadot. He had considered a design of a
light-pricked figure of himself mounted, the horse done in natural
colors, only abandoning it when informed that black was not effective in
Edison bulbs. At that, the bronc shied at a glare and down in his horse
heart would not have liked such presentment had he seen and understood.
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