Love stories; Mystery fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Ranchers -- Fiction
This sanguinary illusion, along with varied others which had preceded
it, was dissipated a moment after its inception and rather rudely. The
trill sounded next from their immediate rear. Both horse and rider
turned, to see pounding toward them a man uniformed in blue, between his
lips a nickel-bright whistle, in his right hand a short, but
official-looking club. Of the pair of Westerners who awaited the
approach, one at least remembered that he was two-thousand-odd miles
away from the Hellroaring home range of his over-worked imagination;
appreciated that he was in for a set-to with a “sparrow cop” of
America’s most metropolitan police.
Gasping from the effort of hoisting his considerable avoirdupois up the
height and sputtering with offended dignity, the officer stamped to a
stand alongside and glared fearsomely.
“What you mean, leaving the bridle path? Say, I’m asking you!”
“Horse bolted.” Pape parried with a half-truth—Dot _had_ sort of bolted
up the rocks.
The official eye fixed derisively on the angora chaps; lifted to the
blue flannel shirt; stopped at the stiff-brimmed white Stetson. “One of
them film heroes, eh?”
“Film? Not me. You’ll be asking my pardon, brother, when you know who——”
The officer interrupted with increasing belligerence: “Trying to play
wild and woolly and never been acrost the Hudson River, like as not! You
take an out-and-outer’s advice. Put away them Bill Hart clothes and ride
a rocking-chair until you learn to bridle a hoss. I’ve a good mind to
run you in. Why didn’t you mind my whistle?”
“Honest, Mr. Policeman, I thought you were a quail. You sounded just
like——”
“A quail—_me_? I’ll learn you to kid a member of the Force. You climb
down offen that horse, now, and come along with me over to the Arsenal.”
“Why Arsenal? Do you think I’m a big gun or a keg of powder?”
“The Arsenal’s the 33d Precinct Station House. Fresh bird yourself!”
The officer’s look told Pape even louder than his words that the time
for persiflage had passed, unless he really wished a police court
interval. He had indulged his humor too far in likening this overgrown,
formidable “sparrow” to the most succulent tidbit of the fowl species.
He brought into play the smooth smile that had oiled troubled waters of
his past.
“No offense meant, I assure you. It happens that my hoss and I are from
exceeding far across the river you mention—Montana. We’ve found your big
town lonesome as a sheep range. Fact, we only feel comfortable when
we’re sloping around in this park. Parts of it are so like Hellroaring
that——”
“I can pinch you again for cussin’, young feller!”
“You can’t pinch a citizen for merely mentioning the geographical name
of his home valley, which same you can find on any map. As I was about
to say, there are spots in this stone-fenced ranch that make us think of
God’s country. Just now, when we saw a trail blazed with white circles,
we plumb forgot where we were and bolted.”
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