Love stories; Mystery fiction; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction; Ranchers -- Fiction
“You trying to kid me, customer?” was her cautious reply. “If no, it
depends upon where said lady lives. Fifth Avenue in the Sixties? Ain’t
you flapping kinda high? I’d say anywheres from ten _A.M._ to twelve
noon. Why not jingle up her maid and ask? Oh, you’re welcome and to
spare. Keep the change.”
Before entering the nearest cigar store to act on this suggestion, Pape
remembered that last night the Sturgis’ phone had been declared
useless—its wires cut. He called for the repair department of the
company. The voice with a rather dubious “smile” at the other end of the
line agreed to enquire just when the number would be restored to
service.
“Say, Useless,” came the answer in a moment, “that line’s in order.
Hasn’t been out. I just got an O. K. over it. You must have got wrong
information from one of our centrals. Excuse, please.”
He would have “excused” with more pleasure if his simple question had
not started a series of others more involved. How did a ’phone fallacy
fit into the robbery plot? Why had the wheezy butler, Jasper, been sent
afoot to the nearest police station if the wires had not been cut? Did
Jane know or did she not that the line was in order when she stopped him
in his attempt to call Headquarters?
He decided not to “jingle her maid” at once but to await the hour first
suggested by the “blond” cashier before asking answers. Jane Lauderdale
looked the kind of girl who would have arisen by ten _a.m._ At any rate,
he would give her benefit of doubt. But no mental preparation during the
interim, as to what tack her temper might take, in any way prepared him
for that morning’s second shock.
Jasper answered—there was no mistaking his voice. Pape followed the
announcement of his name with a comment over the speed with which the
telephone had been fixed, to which the born butler replied smoothly,
impersonally, non-committally.
“Yes, Mr. Pape. The Telephone Company is exceedingly efficient, sir.”
The request for speech with Miss Lauderdale was met with equal
competence.
“The family is all out. They left early this morning for the country,
sir, to seek a few days of peace and quiet.”
“All of them?”
“Yes, Mr. Pape, all of them.”
“What’s their address?”
“They left no address. They never do, sir, when they go for peace and
quiet. Good day, sir.”
With which, actually, that sebacious, ostentatious, fallacious
importation had hung up on him.
To Pape’s daily inquiries since Jasper had replied with consistent
politeness, if with consistent lack of information. The Westerner hated
him for his very perfection in his part; was inclined to the belief that
America was no place for an intelligence limited to being a butler.
What about his—Why-Not’s—peace and quiet? Wasn’t _he_ entitled to any
such? Indignation had flung with him out of the booth that first
morning; had matched his pace since; was riding with him to-day.
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