But the inhabitants of Beers Cooperage, whose rude minds failed to
appreciate the beauty of Mr. Finigan’s theological attitude, in the
face of their broken flower-pots and slaughtered pets, were quick to
perceive that Hero was the champion of whom they stood in need. They
deserted the curate to besiege her with their complaints; the owner of
the birdcage renewed her direful malediction, and another woman, who
could boast no injury on her own account, drew the sympathetic young
lady to the scene of the trampled wallflowers.
The sight aroused Miss Vanbrugh’s wrath in real earnest.
“I have a great mind to send for the police myself,” she declared. “I
only wish I had seen him do it, so that I could give evidence.”
The women shrank back at these words. Their anger against Finigan,
already partly relieved by the mere exertion of denouncing him, was
cooled at once by Miss Vanbrugh’s threat.
“That ’ud only mike it wuss, miss,” the lame man responded dolefully.
“’E’d come out again at the end of a week like a mad Calico, an’ not
leave a roof over our ’eads.”
Before Hero had time to resolve this extraordinary expression into an
allusion to the late Khalifa of the Soudan there was a stir among the
little group behind, caused by the sudden appearance of Mike Finigan
himself at the door of his abode.
Now that the women perceived that their clamour had achieved its
purpose of rousing the evildoer, they suddenly became silent. Finigan
lounged forward, with a masterful air, his hands in his pockets, and
surveyed his neighbours disdainfully.
It said, in the history-books out of which the small Britons of Beers
Cooperage were taught in the Board School, that Ireland had been
conquered by England in the year of grace 1172. The history-books said
nothing about the conquest of Beers Cooperage by Mike Finigan.
Seen close at hand, the Irishman did not look a remarkably vicious or
ill-disposed creature. His face was of the dark, heavy, animal type
to be met with in some of the western counties of England itself.
He represented that mixed remnant of old, forgotten races which is
found washed up in out-of-the-way corners of the land, the relics of
prehistoric wanderings and subjugations, the rubble of European man.
Because his ancestors during a thousand years or so had spoken a
Gaelic dialect, learned language-mongers called Mike Finigan a Celt.
His name might have told them that he was a mongrel Finn, between whom
and the fair-haired, blue-eyed Gauls who took Rome there was no more
kinship than between the Chinaman and the Greek. The traditions of his
own land, had the language-mongers cared to study them, would have
disclosed to them the existence of half a dozen strange older races,
some of whom in all likelihood were still speaking Neolithic dialects
of their own when the armies of Cæsar landed in Britain.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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