Lord Arthur Savile's Crime; The Portrait of Mr. W.H., and Other StoriesWilde, Oscar
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Lord Arthur Savile's Crime; The Portrait of Mr. W.H., and Other Stories
Wilde, Oscar
Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, English
There he dismissed him, and strolled down Greek Street, till he came to a
place called Bayle’s Court. He passed under the archway, and found
himself in a curious _cul-de-sac_, that was apparently occupied by a
French Laundry, as a perfect network of clothes-lines was stretched
across from house to house, and there was a flutter of white linen in the
morning air. He walked right to the end, and knocked at a little green
house. After some delay, during which every window in the court became a
blurred mass of peering faces, the door was opened by a rather
rough-looking foreigner, who asked him in very bad English what his
business was. Lord Arthur handed him the paper Count Rouvaloff had given
him. When the man saw it he bowed, and invited Lord Arthur into a very
shabby front parlour on the ground floor, and in a few moments Herr
Winckelkopf, as he was called in England, bustled into the room, with a
very wine-stained napkin round his neck, and a fork in his left hand.
‘Count Rouvaloff has given me an introduction to you,’ said Lord Arthur,
bowing, ‘and I am anxious to have a short interview with you on a matter
of business. My name is Smith, Mr. Robert Smith, and I want you to
supply me with an explosive clock.’
‘Charmed to meet you, Lord Arthur,’ said the genial little German,
laughing. ‘Don’t look so alarmed, it is my duty to know everybody, and I
remember seeing you one evening at Lady Windermere’s. I hope her
ladyship is quite well. Do you mind sitting with me while I finish my
breakfast? There is an excellent _pâté_, and my friends are kind enough
to say that my Rhine wine is better than any they get at the German
Embassy,’ and before Lord Arthur had got over his surprise at being
recognised, he found himself seated in the back-room, sipping the most
delicious Marcobrünner out of a pale yellow hock-glass marked with the
Imperial monogram, and chatting in the friendliest manner possible to the
famous conspirator.
‘Explosive clocks,’ said Herr Winckelkopf, ‘are not very good things for
foreign exportation, as, even if they succeed in passing the Custom
House, the train service is so irregular, that they usually go off before
they have reached their proper destination. If, however, you want one
for home use, I can supply you with an excellent article, and guarantee
that you will he satisfied with the result. May I ask for whom it is
intended? If it is for the police, or for any one connected with
Scotland Yard, I am afraid I cannot do anything for you. The English
detectives are really our best friends, and I have always found that by
relying on their stupidity, we can do exactly what we like. I could not
spare one of them.’
‘I assure you,’ said Lord Arthur, ‘that it has nothing to do with the
police at all. In fact, the clock is intended for the Dean of
Chichester.’
‘Dear me! I had no idea that you felt so strongly about religion, Lord
Arthur. Few young men do nowadays.’
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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