"Speaking of Don Channing again," said Jim, "I'll bet a hat that
one of his tube-replacement manuals for the big transmitters out on
Venus Equilateral do not even mention that the transmitter requires
a receiver before it is any good. We think we're modern. We are, and
we never think that some day some poor bird will try to decipher our
technical works. Why, if Volta himself came back and saw the most
perfect machine ever invented--the transformer--he'd shudder. No
connection between input and output, several kinds of shorted loops of
wire; and instead of making a nice simple electromagnet, we short the
lines of force and on top of that we use a lot of laminations piled on
top of one another instead of a nice, soft iron core. We completely
short the input, et cetera, but how do we make with a gadget like that?"
"I know. We go on expecting to advance. We forget the simple past.
Remember the lines of that story: 'How does one chip the flint to make
the best arrowhead?' I don't know who wrote it any more than I know how
to skin a boar, but we do get on without making arrowheads or skinning
boars or trimming birch-bark canoes."
"All right, but there's still this problem."
"Remember how we managed to align this thing? I wonder if it might not
take another alignment to make it work as a relay."
"Could be," said Jim. "I'll try it. Christine, you work these screws at
the same time we do, and make the current come out as low as we can."
They returned to their stations and began to work on the alignment
screws. Jim came out first on the receiver. Christine was second on the
transmitter, while Barney fumbled for a long time with the relay tube.
Then Christine called: "Fellows, my meter readings are climbing up
again. Shall I diddle?"
"Wait a minute," said Barney. "That means I'm probably taking power out
of that gadget you have in there. Leave 'em alone."
He fiddled a bit more, and then Jim called: "Whoa, Nellie. Someone just
lost me a millimeter. She wound up on the far end."
"Hm-m-m," said Barney, "so we're relaying."
"Go ahead," said Jim. "I've got a ten-ampere meter on here now."
Barney adjusted his screws some more.
"Wait a minute," said Jim. "I'm going to shunt this meter up to a
hundred amps."
"What?" yelled Barney.
"Must you yell?" asked Christine ruefully. "These phones are plenty
uncomfortable without some loudmouthed bird screaming."
"Sorry, but a hundred amps... _whoosh_! What have we got here, anyway?"
"Yeah," said Christine. "I was about to say that my input meter is
running wild again."
"Gone?"
"Completely. You shouldn't have hidden it behind that big box. I didn't
notice it until just now, but she's completely gone."
"I'll be over. I think we've got something here."
* * * * *
An hour passed, during which nothing of any great importance happened.
By keying the transmitter tube, meters in the receiver tube were made
to read in accordance. Then they had another conclave.
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