James felt compunction. "No, no, I won't be hard. It's all right, of course." He read on. The polligamous pirate with wives &c. had to be explained. She told him the story. The eyeglass became a searchlight exploring her. "Did Urquhart tell that tale? Upon my soul--!" "It was sheer nonsense, of course, but--" "Oh, I don't know," said James. "You can't tell with a man of that sort. He can be a March hare if he's in the mood. He'd as soon shoot a Turk as a monkey, or keep two women as half a dozen. By the by, Lucy," and the eyeglass went out like a falling star, "don't let that sentimental idiot make too much of an ass of himself." Lucy's eyes concentrated; they shone. "Who is your sentimental idiot? I haven't the least notion what you mean." "I mean Francis Lingen, of course. You must admit-- Oh," and he nipped her indignation in the bud, "I know you won't misunderstand me. I am not at all a fool. You are kindness itself, generosity itself. But there it is. He's an ass, and there's really nothing more to say." Lucy was mollified. She was, indeed, amused after the first flash. Remembering the James of a week ago, the eager wooer of the dark, she was able to be playful with a little jealousy. But if he could have known--or if she had cared to tell him--what she had been thinking of on Sunday afternoon when Francis purred to her about himself and sought her advice how best to use his ten thousand of Urquhart's pounds--well, James would have understood, that's all! So she laughed. "Poor Francis Lingen! He is not very wise. But I must say that your honour is perfectly safe with me." "My dear child--" said James, frowning. "No, no, I shall go on. It will do you good. There is one thing you may always be quite sure of, dear, and that is that the more Francis Lingen is a goose, the less likely I am to encourage him in goosery, if there is such a word." James pished, but she pursued him. Mabel was announced, up from the country to dine and sleep. The Parthian shot was delivered actually on the way to Mabel's embrace. "But I'm flattered to see you jealous--please understand that. I should like you to be jealous of the chair I sit on." James was hurt and uncomfortable. He thought all this rank form. And Mabel--the bright and incisive Mabel with her high hunting colour--made it much worse. "What! Is James jealous? Oh, how perfectly splendid! Is he going to give secret orders to Crewdson not to admit Mr.--? As they do in plays at the St. James's? Oh, James, do tell me whom you darkly suspect? Caesar's wife! My dear and injured man--" James writhed, but he was in the trap. You may be too trenchant, it would seem, and your cleaver stick fast in the block.