In the window of the grocery store to which I used to be sent after a
pound of Mocha and Java mixed and a dozen of your best oranges, there
was a cardboard figure of a clerk in a white coat pointing his finger at
the passers-by. As I remember, he was accusing you of not taking home a
bottle of Moxie, and pretty guilty it made you feel too.
This man was, I believe, the pioneer in what has since become a great
literary movement. He founded the "You, Mr. Business-Man!" school of
direct appeal. It is strictly an advertising property and has long been
used to sell merchandise to people who never can resist the flattery of
being addressed personally. When used as an advertisement it is usually
accompanied by an illustration built along the lines of the pioneer
grocery-clerk, pointing a virile finger at you from the page of the
magazine, and putting the whole thing on a personal basis by
addressing you as "You, Mr. Rider-in-the-Open-Cars!" or "You, Mr.
Wearer-of-141/2-Shirts!" The appeal is instantaneous.
In straight reading-matter, bound in book form and sold as literature,
this Moxie talk becomes a volume of inspirational sermonizing, and
instead of selling cooling drinks or warming applications, it throws
dynamic paragraph after dynamic paragraph into the fight for efficiency,
concentration, self-confidence and personality on the part of our body
politic. A homely virtue such as was taught us at our mother's knee (or
across our mother's knees) at the age of four, in a dozen or so simple
words, is taken and blown up into a book in which it is stated very
impressively in a series of short, snappy sentences, all saying the same
thing.
Such a book is called, for instance "You," written by Irving R. Allen.
* * * * *
"You" takes 275 pages to divulge a secret of success. It would not be
fair to Mr. Allen to give it away here after he has spent so much time
concealing it. But it might be possible to give some idea of the
importance of Mr. Allen's discovery by stating one of my own, somewhat
in the manner in which he has stated his. I will give my little
contribution to the world's inspiration the title of
HEY, YOU!
You and I are alone.
No, don't try to get away. That door is locked. I won't hurt you--much.
What I want to do is make you see yourself. I want you, when you put
down this book, to say, "I know myself!" I want you to be able to look
at yourself in the mirror and say: "Why, certainly I remember you, Mr.
Addington Simms of Seattle, you old Rotary Club dog! How's your merger?"
And the only way that you can ever be able to do this is to read this
book through.
Then read it through again.
Then read it through again.
Then ring Dougherty's bell and ask for "Chester."
Now let's get down to business.
I knew a man once who had made a million dollars. If he hadn't been
arrested he would have made another million.
Do you see what I mean?
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