JERE. I have heard ’em say, sir, they read hard Hebrew books backwards;
maybe you begin to read at the wrong end.
VAL. They say so of a witch’s prayer, and dreams and Dutch almanacs are
to be understood by contraries. But there’s regularity and method in
that; she is a medal without a reverse or inscription, for indifference
has both sides alike. Yet, while she does not seem to hate me, I will
pursue her, and know her if it be possible, in spite of the opinion of my
satirical friend, Scandal, who says—
That women are like tricks by sleight of hand,
Which, to admire, we should not understand.
ACT V.—SCENE I.
_A room in Foresight’s house_.
ANGELICA _and_ JENNY.
ANG. Where is Sir Sampson? Did you not tell me he would be here before
me?
JENNY. He’s at the great glass in the dining-room, madam, setting his
cravat and wig.
ANG. How! I’m glad on’t. If he has a mind I should like him, it’s a
sign he likes me; and that’s more than half my design.
JENNY. I hear him, madam.
ANG. Leave me; and, d’ye hear, if Valentine should come, or send, I am
not to be spoken with.
SCENE II.
ANGELICA, SIR SAMPSON.
SIR SAMP. I have not been honoured with the commands of a fair lady a
great while,—odd, madam, you have revived me,—not since I was
five-and-thirty.
ANG. Why, you have no great reason to complain, Sir Sampson, that is not
long ago.
SIR SAMP. Zooks, but it is, madam, a very great while: to a man that
admires a fine woman as much as I do.
ANG. You’re an absolute courtier, Sir Sampson.
SIR SAMP. Not at all, madam,—odsbud, you wrong me,—I am not so old
neither, to be a bare courtier, only a man of words. Odd, I have warm
blood about me yet, and can serve a lady any way. Come, come, let me
tell you, you women think a man old too soon, faith and troth you do.
Come, don’t despise fifty; odd, fifty, in a hale constitution, is no such
contemptible age.
ANG. Fifty a contemptible age! Not at all; a very fashionable age, I
think. I assure you, I know very considerable beaus that set a good face
upon fifty. Fifty! I have seen fifty in a side box by candle-light
out-blossom five-and-twenty.
SIR SAMP. Outsides, outsides; a pize take ’em, mere outsides. Hang your
side-box beaus; no, I’m none of those, none of your forced trees, that
pretend to blossom in the fall, and bud when they should bring forth
fruit: I am of a long-lived race, and inherit vigour; none of my
ancestors married till fifty, yet they begot sons and daughters till
fourscore: I am of your patriarchs, I, a branch of one of your
antedeluvian families, fellows that the flood could not wash away. Well,
madam, what are your commands? Has any young rogue affronted you, and
shall I cut his throat? Or—
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