"By gad--I forgot about Jephson. Sails at one o'clock, doesn't he?"
He turned to Lord Harrowby. "The very man--and in New York, too.
Jephson would insure T. Roosevelt against another cup of coffee."
"Am I to understand," asked Harrowby, "that Jephson is the man for me
to see?"
"Exactly," beamed Mr. Thacker. "I'll have him here in fifteen minutes.
Richard, will you please call up his hotel?" And as Mr. Minot reached
for the telephone, Mr. Thacker added pleadingly: "Of course, I don't
know the nature of your proposition--"
"No," agreed Lord Harrowby politely.
Discouraged, Mr. Thacker gave up.
"However, Jephson seems to have a gambling streak in him that odd risks
appeal to," he went on. "Of course, he's scientific. All Lloyds'
risks are scientifically investigated. But--occasionally--well,
Jephson insured Sir Christopher Conway, K.C.B., against the arrival of
twins in his family. Perhaps you recall the litigation that resulted
when triplets put in their appearance?"
"I'm sorry to say I do not," said Lord Harrowby.
Mr. Minot set down the telephone. "Owen Jephson is on his way here in
a taxi," he announced.
"Good old Jephson," mused Mr. Thacker, reminiscent. "Why, some of the
man's risks are famous. Take that shopkeeper in the Strand--every day
at noon the shadow of Nelson's Monument in Trafalgar Square falls
across his door. Twenty years ago he got to worrying for fear the
statue would fall some day and smash his shop. And every year since he
has taken out a policy with Jephson, insuring him against that dreadful
contingency."
"I seem to have heard of that," admitted Harrowby, with the ghost of a
smile.
"You must have. Only recently Jephson wrote a policy for the Dowager
Duchess of Tremayne, insuring her against the unhappy event of a
rainstorm spoiling the garden party she is shortly to give at her
Italian villa. I understand a small fortune is involved. Then there
is Courtney Giles, leading man at the West End Road Theater. He fears
obesity. Jephson has insured him. Should he become too plump for
Romeo roles, Lloyds--or rather Jephson--will owe him a large sum of
money."
"I am encouraged to hope," remarked Lord Harrowby, "that Mr. Jephson
will listen to my proposition."
"No doubt he will," replied Mr. Thacker. "I can't say definitely.
Now, if I knew the nature--"
But when Mr. Jephson walked into the office fifteen minutes later Mr.
Thacker was still lamentably ignorant of the nature of his titled
visitor's business. Mr. Jephson was a small wiry man, crowned by a
vast acreage of bald head, and with the immobile countenance sometimes
lovingly known as a "poker face." One felt he could watch the rain
pour in torrents on the dowager duchess, Courtney Giles' waist expand
visibly before his eyes, the statue of Nelson totter and fall on his
shopkeeper, and never move a muscle of that face.
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