Courtship -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction; Mate selection -- Fiction
LUCY was not called on to write any more formal invitations to Mr.
Talboys. Her uncle used merely to say to her: “Talboys dines with us
to-day.” She made no remark; she respected her uncle's preference;
besides--the pony! Of these trios Mr. Fountain was the true soul. He
had to blow the coals of conversation right and left. It is very good
of me not to compare him to the Tropic between two frigid zones. At
first he took his nap as usual; for he said to himself: “Now I have
started them they can go on.” Besides, he had seen pictures in the
shop windows of an old fellow dozing and then the young ones
“popping.”
Dozing off with this idea uppermost, he used to wake with his eyes
shut and his ears wide open; but it was to hear drowsy monosyllables
dropping out at intervals like minute-guns, or to find Lucy gone and
Talboys reading the coals. Then the schemer sighed, and took to strong
coffee soon after dinner, and gave up his nap, and its loss impaired
his temper the rest of the evening.
He indemnified himself for these sleepless dinners by asking David
Dodd and his sister to tea thrice a week on the off-nights; this
joyous pair amused the old gentleman, and he was not the man to deny
himself a pleasure without a powerful motive.
“What, again so soon?” hazarded Lucy, one day that he bade her invite
them. “I hardly know how to word my invitation; I have exhausted the
forms.”
“If you say another word, I'll make them come every night. Am I to
have no amusement?” he added, in a deep tone of reproach; “they make
me laugh.”
“Ah! I forgot; forgive me.”
“Little hypocrite; don't they you too, pray? Why, you are as dull as
ditchwater the other evenings.”
“Me, dear, dull with you?”
“Yes, Miss Crocodile, dull with a pattern uncle and his friend--and
your admirer.” He watched her to see how she would take this last
word. Catch her taking it at all. “I am never dull with you, dear
uncle,” said she; “but a third person, however estimable, is a certain
restraint, and when that person is not very lively--” Here the
explanation came quietly to an untimely end, like those old tunes that
finish in the middle or thereabouts.
“But that is the very thing; what do I ask them for to-night but to
thaw Talboys?”
“To thaw Talboys? he! he!”
Lucy seemed so tickled by this expression that the old gentleman was
sorry he had used it.
“I mean, they will make him laugh.” Then, to turn it off, he said
hastily, “And don't forget the fiddle, Lucy.”
“Oh, yes, dear, please let me forget that, and then perhaps they may
forget to bring it.”
“Why, you pressed him to bring it; I heard you.”
“Did I?” said Lucy, ruefully.
“I am sure I thought you were mad after a fiddle, you seconded Eve so
warmly; so that was only your extravagant politeness after all. I am
glad you are caught. I like a fiddle, so there is no harm done.”
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