Comedy plays; Courts and courtiers -- Drama; Navarre (Kingdom) -- Drama; Princesses -- Drama
ROSALINE.
Then was Venus like her mother; for her father is but grim.
BOYET.
Do you hear, my mad wenches?
MARIA.
No.
BOYET.
What, then, do you see?
ROSALINE.
Ay, our way to be gone.
BOYET.
You are too hard for me.
[_Exeunt._]
ACT III
SCENE I. The King of Navarre’s park
Enter Armado the Braggart and Moth his Boy.
ARMADO.
Warble, child, make passionate my sense of hearing.
MOTH.
[_Singing_.]
Concolinel.
ARMADO.
Sweet air! Go, tenderness of years, take this key, give enlargement to
the swain, bring him festinately hither. I must employ him in a letter
to my love.
MOTH.
Master, will you win your love with a French brawl?
ARMADO.
How meanest thou? Brawling in French?
MOTH.
No, my complete master; but to jig off a tune at the tongue’s end,
canary to it with your feet, humour it with turning up your eyelids,
sigh a note and sing a note, sometime through the throat, as if you
swallowed love with singing love, sometime through the nose, as if you
snuffed up love by smelling love; with your hat penthouse-like o’er the
shop of your eyes, with your arms crossed on your thin-belly doublet
like a rabbit on a spit; or your hands in your pocket like a man after
the old painting; and keep not too long in one tune, but a snip and
away. These are compliments, these are humours; these betray nice
wenches that would be betrayed without these; and make them men of
note—do you note me?—that most are affected to these.
ARMADO.
How hast thou purchased this experience?
MOTH.
By my penny of observation.
ARMADO.
But O—but O—
MOTH.
“The hobby-horse is forgot.”
ARMADO.
Call’st thou my love “hobby-horse”?
MOTH.
No, master. The hobby-horse is but a colt, and your love perhaps a
hackney. But have you forgot your love?
ARMADO.
Almost I had.
MOTH.
Negligent student! Learn her by heart.
ARMADO.
By heart and in heart, boy.
MOTH.
And out of heart, master. All those three I will prove.
ARMADO.
What wilt thou prove?
MOTH.
A man, if I live; and this, “by, in, and without,” upon the instant:
“by” heart you love her, because your heart cannot come by her; “in”
heart you love her, because your heart is in love with her; and “out”
of heart you love her, being out of heart that you cannot enjoy her.
ARMADO.
I am all these three.
MOTH.
And three times as much more, and yet nothing at all.
ARMADO.
Fetch hither the swain. He must carry me a letter.
MOTH.
A message well sympathized: a horse to be ambassador for an ass.
ARMADO.
Ha, ha, what sayest thou?
MOTH.
Marry, sir, you must send the ass upon the horse, for he is very
slow-gaited. But I go.
ARMADO.
The way is but short. Away!
MOTH.
As swift as lead, sir.
ARMADO.
The meaning, pretty ingenious?
Is not lead a metal heavy, dull, and slow?
MOTH.
_Minime_, honest master; or rather, master, no.
ARMADO.
I say lead is slow.
MOTH.
You are too swift, sir, to say so.
Is that lead slow which is fired from a gun?
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