'I suppose it was like hunting for a needle in a truss of hay,' observed
Michael, in a genial voice. 'I can imagine the difficulties of making a
toilet under such moving circumstances. No pun intended, I assure you.
Don't look as though you want to hit me, Harcourt. I would not be guilty
of a real pun for the world.'
Mr. Harcourt was unable to reply at that moment, as he had to offer
Audrey his arm and follow Dr. Ross into the dining-room; but as soon as
they were seated and grace had been said, he addressed Michael.
'I need not ask an omnivorous reader as you are, Burnett, if you
remember "Elia's" remarks about puns.'
'I suppose you mean that "a pun is a pistol let off at the ear, not a
feather to tickle the intellect." Poor old "Elia"! what a man he was!
With all his frailties he was adorable.'
'Humph! I should be sorry to go as far as that; but I own I like his
quaint, racy style. Dr. Ross is a fervent admirer of "St. Charles," as
Thackeray once called him.'
'Indeed, I am. I agree with Ainger in regarding him as the last of the
Elizabethans. I love his fine humour and homely fantastic grandeur of
style,' returned Dr. Ross warmly. 'The man's whole life, too, is so
wonderfully pathetic. Few scenes in fiction are so touching as that sad
scene where the unhappy Mary Lamb feels the dreaded attack of insanity
coming on, and brother and sister, hand-in-hand, and weeping as they go,
perform that sorrowful journey across the fields to the house where Mary
is to be sheltered. I used to cry over that story as a boy.'
Audrey drew a long breath of relief. Her father had started on one of
his hobbies. All would be well now.
For one moment she had been anxious, very anxious. Like other men,
Michael had his weaknesses. Nothing would annoy him more than to be
supposed guilty of a premeditated pun. He always expressed a great deal
of scorn for what he called a low form of wit--'and which is as far
removed from wit,' he would add, 'as the slums of the Seven Dials are
from Buckingham Palace.'
Mr. Harcourt was quite aware of this fastidious dislike on Michael's
part. It was, therefore, in pure malice that he had asked that question
about 'Elia'; but Michael's matter-of-fact answer had baffled him, and
the sole result had been to start a delightful discussion on the
writings of Charles Lamb and his contemporaries--a subject on which all
three men talked exceedingly well.
Audrey listened to them with delight. She was aware that Mr. Blake, who
sat next her, was silent too. When a pause in the conversation occurred,
she turned round to address him, and found him regarding her with an air
of intelligent curiosity.
'You seem to take a great deal of interest in all this,' he said, with a
smile. 'Most ladies would consider it dry. I suppose you read a great
deal.'
'I am afraid not. I love reading, but one finds so much else to do. But
it is always a pleasure to me to hear my father talk. My brother-in-law,
too, is a very clever man.'
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