Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
“Dear Marcia insisted on my coming,” she said, “and so, really, like a
true friend I gave up the play and went. Such an amusing little dinner.
Marcelle--Marcelle Periscope, the Prime Minister and the Italian
ambassadress, and Princess Isabel of course, and Alf, and a few more.
There’s nobody like Marcia for getting up a wonderful unexpected little
party like that. Alf was too delicious.”
“Not Alf Watson?” asked Lady Brixton.
“Yes, I sat next him at dinner, and he’s coming to dine with me next
week, and is bringing his flute. He adores playing the flute. Can’t I
persuade you to come, Lady Brixton? Thursday, let me see, is it
Thursday? Yes, Thursday. No party at all, just a few old friends, and
some music. I must find some duets for the piano and flute: Alf made me
promise that I would play his accompaniments for him. And Dora: Dora
Beaucourt. What a lurid life! And Sigismund: no, I don’t think Sigismund
was there; it was at Sophy’s. Such a marvellous portrait he has done of
me: is it not marvellous, Stephen? You remember it down at Riseholme.
How amusing Sophy was, insisting that I should move every other picture
out of my music-room. I must get her to come in after dinner on
Thursday; there is something primitive about the flute.” So Theocritan!
Lucia suddenly remembered that she mustn’t kick ladders down, and turned
to Aggie. Aggie had been very useful when first she came up to London,
and she might quite easily be useful again, for she knew quantities of
solid people, and if her parties lacked brilliance, they were highly
respectable. The people whom Sophy called “the old crusted” went there.
“Aggie dear, as soon as you get home, put down Wednesday for dining with
me,” she said, “and if there’s an engagement there already, as there’s
sure to be, cross it out and have pseudo-influenza. Marcelle--Marcelle
Periscope is coming, but I didn’t ask the lion-cub. A lion-cub: so
quaint of him--and who else was there last night? Dear me, I get so
mixed up with all the people one runs across.”
Lucia, of course, never got mixed up at all: there was no one so clear
headed, but she had to spin things out a little, for Pepino was rather
late ringing up. The coffee-equipage had been set before her, and she
kept drawing away the spirit-lamp in an absent manner just before it
boiled, for they must still be sitting in the dining-room when he rang
up. But even as she lamented her muddled memory, the tinkle of the
telephone bell sounded. She rapidly rehearsed in her mind what she was
going to say.
“Ah, that telephone,” she said, rising hastily, so as to get to it
before one of the servants came back. “I often tell Pepino I shall cut
it out of the house, for one never gets a moment’s peace. Yes, yes, who
is it?”
Lucia listened for a second, and then gave a curtsey.
“Oh, is it you, ma’am?” she said, holding the mouthpiece a little
obliquely. “Yes, I’m Mrs. Lucas.”
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