Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Lucia’s little lunch-party that day consisted only of four people.
Lunch, Lucia considered, was for _intimes_: you sat with your elbows on
the table, and all talked together, and learned the news, just as you
did on the Green at Riseholme. There was something unwieldy about a
large lunch-party; it was a distracted affair, and in the effort to
assimilate more news than you could really digest, you forgot half of
it. To-day, therefore, there was only Aggie Sandeman who had been to the
play last night with Pepino, and was bringing her cousin Adele Brixton
(whom Lucia had not yet met, but very much wanted to know), and Stephen
Merriall. Lady Brixton was a lean, intelligent American of large fortune
who found she got on better without a husband. But as Lord Brixton
preferred living in America and she in England, satisfactory
arrangements were easily made. Occasionally she had to go to see
relatives in America, and he selected such periods for seeing relatives
in England.
She explained the situation very good-naturedly to Lucia who rather
rashly asked after her husband.
“In fact,” she said, “we blow kisses to each other from the decks of
Atlantic liners going in opposite directions, if it’s calm, and if it’s
rough, we’re sick into the same ocean.”
Now that would never have been said at Riseholme, or if it was, it would
have been very ill thought of, and a forced smile followed by a complete
change of conversation would have given it a chilly welcome. Now, out of
habit, Lucia smiled a forced smile, and then remembered that you could
not judge London by the chaste standards of Riseholme. She turned the
forced smile into a genial one.
“Too delicious!” she said. “I must tell Pepino that.”
“Pep what?” asked Lady Brixton.
This was explained; it was also explained that Aggie had been with
Pepino to the play last night; in fact there was rather too much
explanation going on for social ease, and Lucia thought it was time to
tell them all about what she had done last night. She did this in a
characteristic manner.
“Dear Lady Brixton,” she said, “ever since you came in I’ve been
wondering where I have seen you. Of course it was last night, at our
darling Marcia’s dance.”
This seemed to introduce the desirable topic, and though it was not in
the least true, it was a wonderfully good shot.
“Yes, I was there,” said Adele. “What a crush. Sheer Mormonism: one man
to fifty women.”
“How unkind of you! I dined there first; quite a small party. Princess
Isabel, who had been down at our dear little Riseholme on Sunday,
staying with Olga--such a coincidence----” Lucia stopped just in time;
she was about to describe the impromptu dance at Olga’s on Sunday night,
but remembered that Stephen knew she had not been to it. So she left the
coincidence alone, and went rapidly on:
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