Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Lucia edged herself out of the room with these very hurried greetings,
for she was really eager to get home. She found Pepino there, having tea
peacefully all by himself, and sank exhausted in a chair.
“Give me a cup of tea, strong tea, Pepino,” she said. “I’ve been
racketing about all day, and I feel done for. How I shall get through
these next two or three days I really don’t know. And London is
stifling. You look worn out too, my dear.”
Pepino acknowledged the truth of this. He had hardly had time even to go
to his club this last day or two, and had been reflecting on the
enormous strength of the weaker sex. But for Lucia to confess herself
done for was a portentous thing: he could not remember such a thing
happening before.
“Well, there are not many more days of it,” he said. “Three more this
week, and then Lady Brixton’s party.”
He gave several loud sneezes.
“Not a cold?” asked Lucia.
“Something extraordinarily like one,” said he.
Lucia became suddenly alert again. She was sorry for Pepino’s cold, but
it gave her an admirable gambit for what she had made up her mind to do.
“My dear, that’s enough,” she said. “I won’t have you flying about
London with a bad cold coming on. I shall take you down to Riseholme
to-morrow.”
“Oh, but you can’t, my dear,” said he. “You’ve got your engagement-book
full for the next three days.”
“Oh, a lot of stupid things,” said she. “And really, I tell you, quite
honestly, I’m fairly worn out. It’ll do us both good to have a rest for
a day or two. Now don’t make objections. Let us see what I’ve got to
do.”
The days were pretty full (though, alas, Thursday evening was deplorably
empty) and Lucia had a brisk half-hour at the telephone. To those who
had been bidden here, and to those to whom she had been bidden, she gave
the same excuse, namely, that she had been advised (by herself) two or
three days’ complete rest.
She rang up The Hurst, to say that they were coming down to-morrow, and
would bring the necessary attendants, she rang up Georgie (for she was
not going to fall into _that_ error again) and in a mixture of baby
language and Italian, which he found very hard to understand, asked him
to dine to-morrow night, and finally she scribbled a short paragraph to
the leading morning papers to say that Mrs. Philip Lucas had been
ordered to leave London for two or three days’ complete rest. She had
hesitated a moment over the wording of that, for it was Pepino who was
much more in need of rest than she, but it would have been rather
ludicrous to say that Mr. and Mrs. Philip Lucas were in need of a
complete rest.... These announcements she sent by hand so that there
might be no miscarriage in their appearance to-morrow morning. And then,
as an afterthought, she rang up Daisy Quantock and asked her and Robert
to lunch to-morrow.
She felt much happier. She would not be at the fell Marcia’s ball,
because she was resting in the country.
CHAPTER VIII
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