Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
A few minutes before Lucia and Pepino drove off next morning from
Brompton Square, Marcia observed Lucia’s announcement in the _Morning
Post_. She was a good-natured woman, but she had been goaded, and now
that Lucia could goad her no more for the present, she saw no objection
to asking her to her ball. She thought of telephoning, but there was the
chance that Lucia had not yet started, so she sent her a card instead,
directing it to 25 Brompton Square, saying that she was At Home,
dancing, to have the honour to meet a string of exalted personages. If
she had telephoned, no one knows what would have happened, whether Daisy
would have had any lunch that day or Georgie any dinner that night, and
what excuse Lucia would have made to them.... Adele and Tony Limpsfield,
the most adept of all the Luciaphils, subsequently argued the matter out
with much heat, but never arrived at a solution that they felt was
satisfactory. But then Marcia did not telephone....
The news that the two were coming down was, of course, all over
Riseholme a few minutes after Lucia had rung Georgie up. He was in his
study when the telephone bell rang, in the fawn-coloured Oxford
trousers, which had been cut down from their monstrous proportions and
fitted quite nicely, though there had been a sad waste of stuff. Robert
Quantock, the wag who had danced a hornpipe when Georgie had appeared in
the original voluminousness, was waggish again, when he saw the
abbreviated garments, and _à propos_ of nothing in particular had said
“Home is the sailor, home from sea,” and that was the epitaph on the
Oxford trousers.
Georgie had been busy indoors this afternoon, for he had been attending
to his hair, and it was not quite dry yet, and the smell of the auburn
mixture still clung to it. But the telephone was a trunk-call, and,
whether his hair was dry or not, it must be attended to. Since Lucia had
disappeared after that week-end party, he had had a line from her once
or twice, saying that they must really settle when he would come and
spend a few days in London, but she had never descended to the sordid
mention of dates.
A trunk-call, as far as he knew, could only be Lucia or Olga, and one
would be interesting and the other delightful. It proved to be the
interesting one, and though rather difficult to understand because of
the aforesaid mixture of baby-talk and Italian, it certainly conveyed
the gist of the originator’s intention.
“Me so tired,” Lucia said, “and it will be divine to get to Riseholme
again. So come to ’ickle quiet din-din with me and Pepino to-morrow,
Georgino. Shall want to hear all novelle----”
“What?” said Georgie.
“All the news,” said Lucia.
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