Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Georgie sat in the draught--it was very hot to-day--until the auburn
mixture dried. He knew that Daisy Quantock and Robert were playing
clock-golf on the other side of his garden paling, for their voices had
been very audible. Daisy had not been weeding much lately but had taken
to golf, and since all the authorities said that matches were entirely
won or lost on the putting-green, she with her usual wisdom devoted
herself to the winning factor in the game. Presently she would learn to
drive and approach and niblick and that sort of thing, and then they
would see.... She wondered how good Miss Wethered really was.
Georgie, now dry, tripped out into the garden and shouted “May I come
in?” That meant, of course, might he look over the garden paling and
talk.
Daisy missed a very short putt, owing to the interruption.
“Yes, do,” she said icily. “I supposed you would give me that, Robert.”
“You supposed wrong,” said Robert, who was now two up.
Georgie stepped on a beautiful pansy.
“Lucia’s coming down to-morrow,” he said.
Daisy dropped her putter.
“No!” she exclaimed.
“And Pepino,” went on Georgie. “She says she’s very tired.”
“All those duchesses,” said Daisy. Robert Alton’s cartoon had been
reproduced in an illustrated weekly, but Riseholme up to this moment had
been absolutely silent about it. It was beneath notice.
“And she’s asked me to dinner to-morrow,” said Georgie.
“So she’s not bringing down a party?” said Daisy.
“I don’t know,” remarked Robert, “if you are going on putting, or if you
give me the match.”
“Pouf!” said Daisy, just like that. “But tired, Georgie? What does that
mean?”
“I don’t know,” said Georgie, “but that’s what she said.”
“It means something else,” said Daisy, “I can’t tell you what, but it
doesn’t mean that. I suppose you’ve said you’re engaged.”
“No I haven’t,” said Georgie.
De Vere came out from the house. In this dry weather her heels made no
indentations on the lawn.
“Trunk-call, ma’am,” she said to Daisy.
“These tiresome interruptions,” said Daisy, hurrying indoors with great
alacrity.
Georgie lingered. He longed to know what the trunk-call was, and was
determined to remain with his head on the top of the paling till Daisy
came back. So he made conversation.
“Your lawn is better than mine,” he said pleasantly to Robert.
Robert was cross at this delay.
“That’s not saying much,” he observed.
“I can’t say any more,” said Georgie, rather nettled. “And there’s the
leather-jacket grub I see has begun on yours. I daresay there won’t be a
blade of grass left presently.”
Robert changed the conversation: there were bare patches. “The Museum
insurance,” he said. “I got the fire-policy this morning. The contents
are the property of the four trustees, me and you and Daisy and Mrs.
Boucher. The building is Colonel Boucher’s, and that’s insured
separately. If you had a spark of enterprise about you, you would take a
match, set light to the mittens, and hope for the best.”
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