Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
personality, and if she had been here and had taken to golf Riseholme
would have been thrilled at her skill, and have exulted over her want of
it, whereas Daisy’s wonderful scores at clock-golf (she was off her game
to-day) produced no real interest. Degrading, too, as were the records
of Lucia’s movements in the columns of Hermione, Riseholme had been
thrilled (though disgusted) by them, because they were about Lucia, and
though she was coming down now for complete rest (whatever that might
mean), the mere fact of her being here would make things hum. This time
too she had behaved properly (perhaps she had learned wisdom) and had
announced her coming, and asked old friends in.
Forgiveness, therefore, and excitement were the prevalent emotions in
the morning parliament on the Green next day. Mrs. Boucher alone
expressed grave doubts on the situation.
“I don’t believe she’s ill,” she said. “If she’s ill, I shall be very
sorry, but I don’t believe it. If she is, Mr. Georgie, I’m all for
accepting her gift of the spit to the Museum, for it would be unkind not
to. You can write and say that the Committee have reconsidered it and
would be very glad to have it. But let’s wait to see if she’s ill first.
In fact, wait to see if she’s coming at all, first.”
Piggy came whizzing up with news, while Goosie shouted into her mother’s
ear-trumpet. Before Piggy could come out with it, Goosie’s announcement
was audible everywhere.
“A cab from the station has arrived at The Hurst, Mamma,” she yelled,
“with the cook and the housemaid, and a quantity of luggage.”
“O, Mrs. Boucher, have you heard the news?” panted Piggy.
“Yes, my dear, I’ve just heard it,” said Mrs. Boucher, “and it looks as
if they were coming. That’s all I can say. And if the cook’s come by
half-past eleven, I don’t see why you shouldn’t get a proper lunch,
Daisy. No need for a cup of strong soup or a sandwich which I should
have recommended if there had been no further news since you were asked
to a picnic lunch. But if the cook’s here now....”
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