Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Daisy was too excited to go home and have any serious putting and went
off to the Museum. Mr. Rushbold, the Vicar, had just presented his
unique collection of walking-sticks to it, and though the Committee felt
it would be unkind not to accept them, it was difficult to know how to
deal with them. They could not all be stacked together in one immense
stick-stand, for then they could not be appreciated. The handles of many
were curiously carved, some with gargoyle-heads of monsters putting out
their tongues and leering, some with images of birds and fish, and there
was one rather indelicate one, of a young man and a girl passionately
embracing.... On the other hand, if they were spaced and leaned against
the wall, some slight disturbance upset the equilibrium of one and it
fell against the next, and the whole lot went down like ninepins. In
fact, the boy at the turnstile said his entire time was occupied with
picking them up. Daisy had a scheme of stretching an old lawn-tennis net
against the wall, and tastefully entangling them in its meshes....
Riseholme lingered on the Green that morning long after one o’clock,
which was its usual lunch-time, and at precisely twenty-five minutes
past they were rewarded. Out of the motor stepped Pepino in a very
thick coat and a large muffler. He sneezed twice as he held out his arm
to assist Lucia to alight. She clung to it, and leaning heavily on it
went with faltering steps past Perdita’s garden into the house. So she
was ill.
Ten minutes later, Daisy and Robert Quantock were seated at lunch with
them. Lucia certainly looked very well and she ate her lunch very
properly, but she spoke in a slightly faded voice, as befitted one who
had come here for complete rest. “But Riseholme, dear Riseholme will
soon put me all right again,” she said. “Such a joy to be here! Any
news, Daisy?”
Really there was very little. Daisy ran through such topics as had
interested Riseholme during those last weeks, and felt that the only
thing which had attracted true, feverish, Riseholme-attention was the
record of Lucia’s own movements. Apart from this there was only her own
putting, and the embarrassing gift of walking-sticks to the Museum....
But then she remembered that the Committee had authorized the acceptance
of the Elizabethan spit, if Lucia seemed ill, and she rather
precipitately decided that she was ill enough.
“Well, we’ve been busy over the Museum,” she began.
“Ah, the dear Museum,” said Lucia wistfully.
That quite settled it.
“We should so like to accept the Elizabethan spit, if we may,” said
Daisy. “It would be a great acquisition.”
“Of course; delighted,” said Lucia. “I will have it sent over. Any other
gifts?”
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