Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Daisy went on to the walking-sticks, omitting all mention of the
indelicate one in the presence of gentlemen, and described the
difficulty of placing them satisfactorily. They were eighty-one
(including the indelicacy) and a lawn-tennis net would barely hold
them. The invalid took but a wan interest in this, and Daisy’s putting
did not rouse much keener enthusiasm. But soon she recovered a greater
animation and was more herself. Indeed, before the end of lunch it had
struck Daisy that Pepino was really the invalid of the two. He certainly
had a prodigious cold, and spoke in a throaty wheeze that was scarcely
audible. She wondered if she had been a little hasty about accepting the
spit, for that gave Lucia a sort of footing in the Museum.
* * * * *
Lucia recovered still further when her guests had gone, and her habitual
energy began to assert itself. She had made her impressive invalid entry
into Riseholme, which justified the announcement in the papers, and now,
quietly, she must be on the move again. She might begin by getting rid,
without delay, of that tiresome spit.
“I think I shall go out for a little drive, Pepino,” she said, “though
if I were you I would nurse my cold and get it all right before Saturday
when we go to Adele’s. The gardener, I think, could take the spit out of
the chimney for me, and put it in the motor, and I would drop it at the
Museum. I thought they would want it before long.... And that clock-golf
of Daisy’s; it sounds amusing; the sort of thing for Sunday afternoon if
we have guests with us. I think she said that you could get the
apparatus at the Stores. Little tournaments might be rather fun.”
The spit was easily removed, and Lucia, having written to the Stores for
a set of clock-golf, had it loaded up on the motor, and conveyed to the
Museum. So that was done. She waved and fluttered a hand of greeting to
Piggy and Goosie who were gambolling on the Green, and set forth into
the country, satisfied that she had behaved wisely in leaving London
rather than being left out in London. Apart from that, too, it had been
politic to come down to Riseholme again like this, to give them a taste
of her quality before she resumed, in August, as she entirely meant to
do, her ancient sway. She guessed from the paucity of news which that
arch-gossip, dear Daisy, had to give, that things had been remarkably
dull in her absence, and though she had made a sad mistake over her
week-end party, a little propitiation would soon put that right. And
Daisy had had nothing to say about Abfou: they seemed to have got a
little tired of Abfou. But Abfou might be revived: clock-golf and a
revival of ouija would start August very pleasantly. She would have
liked Aix better, but Pepino was quite clear about that....
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