Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
“Dear Marcia,” she said. “I felt it must be an oversight from the first,
but naturally, Georgie, though she and I are such friends, I could not
dream of reminding her. What a blessing that my delicious day at
Riseholme has so rested me: I feel I could go to fifty balls without
fatigue. Such a wonderful house, Georgie; when you come up to stay with
us in the autumn, I must take you there. Pepino, is it not lucky that I
only brought down here just enough for a couple of nights, and left
everything in London to pick up as we came through to go to Adele’s?
What a sight it will be, all the Royal Family almost I believe, and the
whole of the Diplomatic corps: my Gioconda, I know, is going. Not a
large ball though at all: not one of those great promiscuous affairs,
which I hate so. How dear Marcia was besieged for invitations! how
vulgar people are and how pushing! Good-bye, mind you practise your
Mozart, Georgie. Oh, and tell Daisy that I sha’n’t be able to have
another of those delicious puttings with her to-morrow. Back on Tuesday
after the week-end at Adele’s, and then weeks and weeks of dear
Riseholme. How long they are! I will just go and hurry my maid up.”
Georgie tripped off, as soon as she had gone, to see Daisy, and narrated
to her open-mouthed disgust this amazing scene.
“And the question is,” he said, “about the complete rest that was
ordered her. I don’t believe she was ordered any rest at all. I
believe----”
Daisy gave a triumphant crow: inductive reasoning had led her to
precisely the same point at precisely the same moment.
“Why, of course!” she said. “I always felt there was something behind
that complete rest. I told you it meant something different. She wasn’t
asked, and so----”
“And so she came down here for rest,” said Georgie in a loud voice. He
was determined to bring that out first. “Because she wasn’t asked----”
“And the moment she was asked she flew,” said Daisy. “Nothing could be
plainer. No more rest, thank you.”
“She’s wonderful,” said Georgie. “Too interesting!”
* * * * *
Lucia sped through the summer evening on this errand of her own
reprieve, too excited to eat, and too happy to wonder how it had
happened like this. How wise, too, she had been to hold her tongue and
give way to no passionate laments at her exclusion from the paradise
toward which she was now hastening. Not one word of abuse had she
uttered against Marcia: she had asked nobody to intercede: she had
joined in all the talk about the ball as if she was going, and finally
had made it impossible for herself to go by announcing that she had been
ordered a few days of complete rest. She could (and would) explain her
appearance perfectly: she had felt much better--doctors were such
fussers--and at the last moment had made just a little effort, and here
she was.
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