Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
A loud explosion interrupted these agreeable reflections and the car
drew up. A tyre had burst, but they carried an extra wheel, and though
the delay seemed terribly long they were soon on their way again. They
traversed another ten miles, and now in the north-east the smouldering
glow of London reddened the toneless hue of the summer night. The stars
burned bright, and she pictured Pepino at his telescope--no, Pepino had
a really bad cold, and would not be at his telescope. Then there came
another explosion--was it those disgusting stars in their courses that
were fighting against her?--and again the car drew up by the side of the
empty road.
“What has happened?” asked Lucia in a strangled voice.
“Another tyre gone, ma’am,” said the chauffeur. “Never knew such a
thing.”
Lucia looked at her clock. It was ten already, and she ought now to be
in Brompton Square. There was no further wheel that could be put on, and
the tyre had to be taken off and mended. The minutes passed like
seconds.... Lucia, outwardly composed, sat on a rug at the edge of the
road, and tried unsuccessfully not to curse Almighty Providence. The
moon rose, like a gelatine lozenge.
She began to count the hours that intervened between the tragic present
and, say, four o’clock in the morning, and she determined that whatever
further disasters might befall, she would go to Whitby House, even if it
was in a dustman’s cart, so long as there was a chance of a single guest
being left there. She would go....
And all the time, if she had only known it, the stars were fighting not
against her but for her. The tyre was mended, and she got to Brompton
Square at exactly a quarter past eleven. Cupboards were torn open,
drawers ransacked, her goaded maid burst into tears. Aunt Amy’s pearls
were clasped round her neck, Pepino’s hair in the shrine of gold sausage
that had once been Beethoven’s was pinned on, and at five minutes past
twelve she hurried up the great stairs at Whitby House. Precisely as she
came to the door of the ballroom there emerged the head of the
procession going down to supper. Marcia for a moment stared at her as
if she was a ghost, but Lucia was so busy curtseying that she gave no
thought to that. Seven times in rapid succession did she curtsey. It
almost became a habit, and she nearly curtseyed to Adele who (so like
Adele) followed immediately after.
“Just up from Riseholme, dearest Adele,” she said. “I felt quite
rested---- How are you, Lord Tony?---- and so I made a little effort.
Pepino urged me to come. How nice to see your Excellency! Millie!
Dearest Olga! What a lot of friends! How is poor Princess Isabel? Marcia
looked so handsome. Brilliant! Such a delicious drive: I felt I had to
pop in....”
CHAPTER IX
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