Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Poor Pepino’s cold next day, instead of being better, was a good deal
worse. He had aches and pains, and felt feverish, and sent for the
doctor, who peremptorily ordered him to go to bed. There was nothing in
the least to cause alarm, but it would be the height of folly to go to
any week-end party at all. Bed.
Pepino telegraphed to Lady Brixton with many regrets for the
unavoidable, and rang up Lucia. The state of his voice made it difficult
to catch what he said, but she quite understood that there was nothing
to be anxious about, and that he hoped she would go to Adele’s without
him. Her voice on the other hand was marvellously distinct, and he heard
a great deal about the misfortunes which had come to so brilliant a
conclusion last night. There followed a string of seven christian names,
and Lucia said a flashlight photograph had been permitted during supper.
She thought she was in it, though rather in the background.
Lucia was very sorry for Pepino’s indisposition, but, as ordered, had no
anxiety about him. She felt too, that he wouldn’t personally miss very
much by being prevented from coming to Adele’s party, for it was to be a
very large party, and Pepino--bless him--occasionally got a little dazed
at these brilliant gatherings. He did not grasp who people were with the
speed and certainty which were needful, and he had been known to grasp
the hand of an eminent author and tell him how much he had admired his
fine picture at the Academy. (Lucia constantly did that sort of thing
herself, but then she got herself out of the holes she had herself
digged with so brilliant a manœuvre that it didn’t matter, whereas
Pepino was only dazed the more by his misfortunes.) Moreover she knew
that Pepino’s presence somehow hampered her style: she could not be the
brilliant mondaine, when his patient but proud eye was on her, with
quite the dash that was hers when he was not there. There was always the
sense that he knew her best in her Riseholme incarnation, in her duets
with Georgie, and her rendering of the slow movement of the Moonlight
Sonata, and her grabbing of all Daisy’s little stunts. She electrified
him as the superb butterfly, but the electrification was accompanied by
slight shocks and surprises. When she referred by her christian name to
some woman with whom her only bond was that she had refused to dine at
Brompton Square, that puzzled Pepino.... In the autumn she must be a
little more serious, have some quiet dinner parties of ordinary people,
for really up till now there had scarcely been an “ordinary” person at
Brompton Square at all, such noble lions of every species had been
entrapped there. And Adele’s party was to be of a very leonine kind; the
smart world was to be there, and some highbrows and some politicians,
and she was aware that she herself would have to do her very best, and
be allusive, and pretend to know what she didn’t know, and seem to swim
in very distinguished currents. Dear Pepino wasn’t up to that sort of
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