Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
“Dear Daisy has ideas sometimes,” she said, “and I don’t deny that. She
had the idea of ouija, she had the idea of the Museum, and though she
said that came from Abfou, she had the idea of Abfou. Also she had the
idea of golf. But she doesn’t carry her ideas out in a vivid manner
that excites interest and keeps people on the boil. On the boil! That’s
what we all ought to be, with a thousand things to do that seem
immensely important and which are important because they seem so. You
want a certain touch to give importance to things, which dear Daisy
hasn’t got. Whatever poor Daisy does seems trivial. But they shall see
that I’ve come home. What does it matter to me whether it’s Marcia’s
ball, or playing Alf’s accompaniments, or playing golf with Daisy, or
playing duets with poor dear Georgie, whose fingers have all become
thumbs, so long as I find it thrilling? If I find it dull, _caro_, I
shall be, as Adele once said, a bloody fool. Dear Adele, she has always
that little vein of coarseness.”
Lucia encountered more opposition from Pepino than she anticipated, for
he had taken a huge pride in her triumphant summer campaign in London,
and though at times he had felt bewildered and buffeted in this high
gale of social activity, and had, so to speak, to close his streaming
eyes and hold his hat on, he gloried in the incessant and tireless
blowing of it, which stripped the choicest fruits from the trees. He
thought they could manage, without encroaching on financial margins, to
keep the house open for another year yet, anyhow: he acknowledged that
he had been unduly pessimistic about going to Aix, he even alluded to
the memories of Aunt Amy which were twined about 25 Brompton Square, and
which he would be so sorry to sever. But Lucia, in that talk with his
doctor, had made up her mind: she rejected at once the idea of pursuing
her victorious career in London if all the time she would have to be
careful and thrifty, and if, far more importantly, she would be leaving
Pepino down at Riseholme. That was not to be thought of: affection no
less than decency made it impossible, and so having made up her mind,
she set about the attainment of her object with all her usual energy.
She knew, too, the value of incessant attack: smash little Alf, for
instance, when he had landed a useful blow on his opponent’s face, did
not wait for him to recover, but instantly followed it up with another
and yet another till his victim collapsed and was counted out. Lucia
behaved in precisely the same way with Pepino: she produced rows of
figures to show they were living beyond their means: she quoted (or
invented) something the Prime Minister had said about the probability of
an increase in income-tax: she assumed that they would go to the Riviera
for certain, and was appalled at the price of tickets in the Blue Train,
and of the tariff at hotels.
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