Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
“And with all our friends in London, Pepino,” she said in the decisive
round of these combats, “who are longing to come down to Riseholme and
spend a week with us, our expenses here will go up. You mustn’t forget
that. We shall be having a succession of visitors in October, and indeed
till we go south. Then there’s the meadow at the bottom of the garden:
you’ve not bought that yet, and on that I really have set my heart. A
spring garden there. A profusion of daffodils, and a paved walk. You
promised me that. I described what it would be like to Tony, and he is
wildly jealous. I’m sure I don’t wonder. Your new telescope too. I
insist on that telescope, and I’m sure I don’t know where the money’s to
come from. My dear old piano also: it’s on its very last legs, and won’t
last much longer, and I know you don’t expect me to live, literally keep
alive, without a good piano in the house.”
Pepino was weakening. Even when he was perfectly well and strong he was
no match for her, and this rain of blows was visibly staggering him.
“I don’t want to urge you, _caro_,” she continued. “You know I never
urge you to do what you don’t feel is best.”
“But you are urging me,” said Pepino.
“Only to do what you feel is best. As for the memories of Aunt Amy in
Brompton Square, you must not allow false sentiment to come in. You
never saw her there since you were a boy, and if you brought down here
her portrait, and the wool-work rug which you remember her putting over
her knees, I should say, without urging you, mind, that that was
ample.... What a sweet morning! Come to the end of the garden and
imagine what the meadow will look like with a paved walk and a blaze of
daffodils.... The Chippendale chairs, I think I should sell.”
Lucia did not really want Aunt Amy’s portrait either, for she was aware
she had said a good deal from time to time about Aunt Amy’s pearls,
which were there, a little collar of very little seeds, faultlessly
portrayed. But then Georgie had seen them on the night at the Opera, and
Lucia felt that she knew Riseholme very poorly if it was not perfectly
acquainted by now with the nature and minuteness of Aunt Amy’s pearls.
The pearls had better be sold too, and also, she thought, her own
portrait by Sigismund, for the post-cubists were not making much of a
mark.
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