Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
The determining factor in her mind, over this abandonment of her London
career, to which in a few days, by incessant battering, she had got
Pepino to consent, was Pepino himself. He could not be with her in
London, and she could not leave him week after week (for nothing less
than that, if you were to make any solid progress in London, was any
good) alone in Riseholme. But a large factor, also, was the discovery of
how little at present she counted for in Riseholme, and that could not
be tolerated. Riseholme had deposed her, Riseholme was not intending to
be managed by her from Brompton Square. The throne was vacant, for poor
Daisy, and for the matter of that poor Georgie, were not the sort of
people who could occupy thrones at all. She longed to queen it there
again, and though she was aware that her utmost energies would be
required, what were energies for except to get you what you wanted?
Just now she was nothing in Riseholme: they had been sorry for her
because Pepino had been so ill, but as his steady convalescence
proceeded, and she began to ring people up, and pop in, and make plans
for them, she became aware that she mattered no more than Piggy and
Goosie.... There on the Green, as she saw from the window of her hall,
was Daisy, whirling her arms madly, and hitting a ball with a stick
which had a steel blade at the end, and Georgie, she was rather
horrified to observe, was there too, trying to do the same. Was Daisy
reaping the reward of her persistence, and getting somebody interested
in golf? And, good heavens, there were Piggy and Goosie also smacking
away. Riseholme was clearly devoting itself to golf.
“I shall have to take to golf,” thought Lucia. “What a bore! Such a
foolish game.”
At this moment a small white ball bounded over her yew-hedge, and tapped
smartly against the front door.
“What an immense distance to have hit a ball,” she thought. “I wonder
which of them did that?”
It was soon clear, for Daisy came tripping through the garden after it,
and Lucia, all smiles, went out to meet her.
“Good morning, dear Daisy,” she said. “Did you hit that ball that
immense distance? How wonderful! No harm done at all. But what a
splendid player you must be!”
“So sorry,” panted Daisy, “but I thought I would have a hit with a
driver. Very wrong of me; I had no idea it would go so far or so
crooked.”
“A marvellous shot,” said Lucia. “I remember how beautifully you putted.
And this is all part of golf too? Do let me see you do it again.”
Daisy could not reproduce that particular masterpiece, but she sent the
ball high in the air, or skimming along the ground, and explained that
one was a lofted shot, and the other a wind-cheater.
“I like the wind-cheater best,” said Lucia. “Do let me see if I can do
that.”
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