Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
“Well, that’s something,” said Mrs. Boucher. “And the rest? I never
could understand about insurances. They’ve always been a sealed book to
me.”
“Well, the rest belongs to those who put the money up to equip the
Museum,” he said. “In proportion, of course, to the sums they advanced.
Altogether four hundred and fifty pounds was put up, you and Daisy and
Georgie each put in fifty. The rest; well, I advanced the rest.”
There were some rapid and silent calculations made. It seemed rather
hard that Robert should get such a lot. Business always seemed to favour
the rich. But Robert didn’t seem the least ashamed of that. He treated
it as a perfect matter of course.
“The--the treasures in the Museum almost all belonged to the Committee,”
he went on. “They were given to the Museum, which was the property of
the Committee. Quite simple. If it had been a loan collection now--well,
we shouldn’t be finding quite such a bright lining to our cloud. I’ll
manage the insurance business for you, and pay you pleasant little
cheques all round. The Company, no doubt, will ask a few questions as to
the origin of the fire.”
“Ah, there’s a mystery for you,” said Mrs. Boucher. “The oil stoves were
always put out in the evening, after burning all day, and how a fire
broke out in the middle of the night beats me.”
Daisy’s mouth twitched. Then she pulled herself together.
“Most mysterious,” she said, and looked carelessly out of the window to
where the debris of the Museum was still steaming. Simultaneously,
Georgie gave a little start, and instantly changed the subject, rapping
on the table.
“There’s one thing we’ve forgotten,” said he. “It wasn’t entirely our
property. Queen Charlotte’s mittens were only a loan.”
The faces of the Committee fell slightly.
“A shilling or two,” said Mrs. Boucher hopefully. “I’m only glad we
didn’t have Pug as well. Lucia got us out of that!”
Instantly the words of Vittoria about the dog and the angry old woman,
and fire and water and moonlight occurred to everybody. Most of all
they occurred to Daisy, and there was a slight pause, which might have
become awkward if it had continued. It was broken by the entry of Mrs.
Boucher’s parlour-maid, who carried a letter in a large square envelope
with a deep mourning border, and a huge coronet on the flap.
“Addressed to the Museum Committee, ma’am,” she said.
Mrs. Boucher opened it, and her face flushed.
“Well, she’s lost no time,” she said. “Lady Ambermere. I think I had
better read it.”
“Please,” said everybody in rather strained voices. Mrs. Boucher read:
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE COMMITTEE OF RISEHOLME
MUSEUM--
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