Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Georgie gave a gasp of admiration. It was but a month or two ago that
all Riseholme rejoiced when Abfou called her a snob, and now here they
all were again (with the exception of Daisy) going to her for help and
guidance in all those employments and excitements in which Riseholme
revelled. Golf-competitions and bridge tournament, and duets, and real
séances, and deliverance from Lady Ambermere, and above all, the
excitement supplied by her personality.
“You’re too wonderful,” he said, “indeed, I don’t know what we should do
without you.”
Lucia got up.
“Well, I’ll scribble a little letter for you,” she said, “bringing in
the price of George the Fourth’s gaiters in good condition. What shall
we--I mean what shall you offer? I think you must be generous, Georgie,
and not calculate the exact difference between the value of a pair of
gaiters in good condition belonging to a king, and that of a pair of
moth-eaten mittens belonging to a queen consort. Offer her the same; in
fact, I think I should enclose a treasury note for ten shillings and six
stamps. That will be more than generous, it will be munificent.”
Lucia sat down at her writing-table, and after a few minutes’ thought,
scribbled a couple of sides of notepaper in that neat handwriting that
bore no resemblance to Vittoria’s. She read them through, and approved.
“I think that will settle it,” she said. “If there is any further bother
with the Vecchia, let me know. There’s one more thing, Georgie, and then
let us have a little music. How do you think the fire broke out?”
Georgie felt her penetrating eye was on him. She had not asked that
question quite idly. He tried to answer it quite idly.
“It’s most mysterious,” he said. “The oil stoves are always put out
quite early in the evening, and lit again next morning. The boy says he
put them out as usual.”
Lucia’s eye was still on him.
“Georgie, how do you think the fire broke out?” she repeated.
This time Georgie felt thoroughly uncomfortable. Had Lucia the power of
divination?...
“I don’t know,” he said. “Have you any idea about it?”
“Yes,” said Lucia. “And so have you. I’ll tell you my idea if you like.
I saw our poor misguided Daisy coming out of the Museum close on seven
o’clock last night.”
“So did I,” said Georgie in a whisper.
“Well, the oil stoves must have been put out long before that,” said
Lucia. “Mustn’t they?”
“Yes,” said Georgie.
“Then how was it that there was a light coming out of the Museum
windows? Not much of a light, but a little light, I saw it. What do you
make of that?”
“I don’t know,” said Georgie.
Lucia held up a censuring finger.
“Georgie, you must be very dull this morning,” she said. “What I make of
it is that our poor Daisy lit the oil stoves again. And then probably in
her fumbling way, she spilt some oil. Something of the sort, anyhow. In
fact, I’m afraid Daisy burned down the Museum.”
There was a terrible pause.
“What are we to do?” said Georgie.
Lucia laughed.
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