Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
“My dear, too sad about the Museum,” she said. “All your beautiful
things. Poor Daisy, too, her idea.”
Georgie explained about the silver lining to the cloud.
“But what’s so marvellous,” he said, “is Vittoria. Fire, water,
moonlight. I never heard of anything so extraordinary, and I thought it
only meant the damp on the walls, and the new oil stoves. It was
prophetical, Lucia, and Mrs. Boucher thinks so too.”
Lucia still showed no elation. Oddly enough, she had thought it meant
damp and oil stoves, too, for she did remember what Georgie had
forgotten that he had told her just before the epiphany of Vittoria. But
now this stupendous fulfilment of Vittoria’s communication of which she
had never dreamed, had happened. As for Abfou, it was a mere waste of
time to give another thought to poor dear malicious Abfou. She sighed.
“Yes, Georgie, it was strange,” she said. “That was our first sitting,
wasn’t it? When I got so drowsy and felt so queer. Very strange indeed:
convincing, I think. But whether I shall go on sitting now, I hardly
know.”
“Oh, but you must,” said Georgie. “After all the rubbish----”
Lucia held up her finger.
“Now, Georgie, don’t be unkind,” she said. “Let us say, ‘Poor Daisy,’
and leave it there. That’s all. Any other news?”
Georgie retailed the monstrous demand of Lady Ambermere.
“And, as Robert says, it’s so hard to know what to offer her,” he
concluded.
Lucia gave the gayest of laughs.
“Georgie, what would poor Riseholme do without me?” she said. “I seem to
be made to pull you all out of difficulties. That mismanaged
golf-club-Pug, and now there’s this. Well, shall I be kind and help you
once more?”
She turned over the leaves of her paper.
“Ah, that’s it,” she said. “Listen, Georgie. Sale at Pemberton’s
auction-rooms in Knightsbridge yesterday. Various items. Autograph of
Crippen the murderer. Dear me, what horrid minds people have!
Mother-of-pearl brooch belonging to the wife of the poet Mr. Robert
Montgomery; a pair of razors belonging to Carlyle, all odds and ends of
trumpery, you see.... Ah yes, here it is. Pair of riding gaiters, in
good condition, belonging to His Majesty King George the Fourth. That
seems a sort of guide, doesn’t it, to the value of Queen Charlotte’s
mittens. And what do you think they fetched? A terrific sum, Georgie;
fifty pounds is nowhere near it. They fetched ten shillings and
sixpence.”
“No!” said Georgie. “And Lady Ambermere asked fifty pounds!”
Lucia laughed again.
“Well, Georgie, I suppose I must be good-natured,” she said. “I’ll draft
a little letter for your committee to Lady Ambermere. How you all bully
me and work me to death! Why, only yesterday I said to Pepino that those
months we spent in London seemed a holiday compared to what I have to do
here. Dear old Riseholme! I’m sure I’m very glad to help it out of its
little holes.”
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