Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
The news that she had gone of course now spread rapidly, and by lunch
time Riseholme had made up its mind what to do, and that was
hermetically to close its lips for ever on the subject of Lucia. You
might think what you pleased, for it was a free country, but silence was
best. But this counsel of perfection was not easy to practise next day
when the evening paper came. There, for all the world to read were two
quite long paragraphs, in “Five o’clock Chit-Chat,” over the renowned
signature of Hermione, entirely about Lucia and 25 Brompton Square, and
there for all the world to see was the reproduction of one of her most
elegant photographs, in which she gazed dreamily outward and a little
upward, with her fingers still pressed on the last chord of (probably)
the Moonlight Sonata.... She had come up, so Hermione told countless
readers, from her Elizabethan country seat at Riseholme (where she was a
neighbour of Miss Olga Bracely) and was settling for the season in the
beautiful little house in Brompton Square, which was the freehold
property of her husband, and had just come to him on the death of his
aunt. It was a veritable treasure house of exquisite furniture, with a
charming music-room where Lucia had given Hermione a cup of tea from her
marvellous Worcester tea service.... (At this point Daisy, whose hands
were trembling with passion, exclaimed in a loud and injured voice, “The
very day she arrived!”) Mrs. Lucas (one of the Warwickshire Smythes by
birth) was, as all the world knew, a most accomplished musician and
Shakespearean scholar, and had made Riseholme a centre of culture and
art. But nobody would suspect the blue stocking in the brilliant,
beautiful and witty hostess whose presence would lend an added gaiety to
the London season.
Daisy was beginning to feel physically unwell. She hurried over the few
remaining lines, and then ejaculating “Witty! Beautiful!” sent de Vere
across to Georgie’s with the paper, bidding him to return it, as she
hadn’t finished with it. But she thought he ought to know.... Georgie
read it through, and with admirable self restraint, sent Foljambe back
with it and a message of thanks--nothing more--to Mrs. Quantock for the
loan of it. Daisy, by this time feeling better, memorized the whole of
it.
Life under the new conditions was not easy, for a mere glance at the
paper might send any true Riseholmite into a paroxysm of chattering rage
or a deep disgusted melancholy. The _Times_ again recorded the fact
that Mr. and Mrs. Philip Lucas had arrived at 25 Brompton Square, there
was another terrible paragraph headed “Dinner,” stating that Mrs.
Sandeman entertained the following to dinner. There were an Ambassador,
a Marquis, a Countess (dowager), two Viscounts with wives, a Baronet, a
quantity of Honourables and Knights, and Mr. and Mrs. Philip Lucas.
Every single person except Mr. and Mrs. Philip Lucas had a title. The
list was too much for Mrs. Boucher, who, reading it at breakfast,
suddenly exclaimed:
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