Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
So Lucia felt fairly easy, having planned these treats for Riseholme on
Monday, as to her aloofness to-day, and then her conscience brought up
the question of the Museum. Here she stoutly defended herself: she knew
nothing about the Museum (except what Pepino had seen through the window
a few Sundays before); she had not been consulted about the Museum, she
was not on the committee, and it was perfectly proper for her to take
her party to see it. She could not prevent them bursting into shrieks of
laughter at Queen Charlotte’s mittens and Daisy’s drain-pipes, nor could
she possibly prevent herself from joining in those shrieks of laughter
herself, for surely this was the most ridiculous collection of rubbish
ever brought together. A glass case for Queen Charlotte’s mittens, a
heap of fossils such as she had chipped out by the score from the old
quarry, some fragments of glass (Georgie ought to have known better),
some quilts, a dozen coins, lent, only lent, by poor Daisy! In fact the
only object of the slightest interest was the pair of stocks which she
and Pepino had bought and set up on the village green. She would see
about that when she came down in August, and back they should go on to
the village green. Then there was the catalogue: who could help laughing
at the catalogue which described in most pompous language the contents
of this dust-bin? There was nothing to be uneasy about over that. And as
for Mrs. Boucher having driven right through her party without a glance
of recognition, what did that matter? On her own side also, Lucia had
given no glance of recognition to Mrs. Boucher: if she had, Mrs. Boucher
would have told them all about her asparagus or how her Elizabeth had
broken a plate. It was odd, perhaps, that Mrs. Boucher hadn’t stopped
... and was it rather odd also that, though from the corner of her eye
she had seen all Riseholme standing about on the Green, no one had made
the smallest sign of welcome? It was true that she had practically cut
them (if a process conducted at the distance of fifty yards can be
called a cut), but she was not quite sure that she enjoyed the same
process herself. Probably it meant nothing; they saw she was engaged
with her friends, and very properly had not thrust themselves forward.
Her guests mostly breakfasted upstairs, but by the middle of the morning
they had all straggled down. Lucia had brought with her yesterday her
portrait by Sigismund, which Sophy declared was a masterpiece of
_adagio_. She was advising her to clear all other pictures out of the
music-room and hang it there alone, like a wonderful slow movement, when
Mr. Merriall came in with the Sunday paper.
“Ah, the paper has come,” said Lucia. “Is not that Riseholmish of us? We
never get the Sunday paper till midday.”
“Better late than never,” said Mr. Merriall, who was rather addicted to
quoting proverbial sayings. “I see that Mrs. Shuttleworth’s coming down
here to-day. Do ask her to dine and perhaps she’ll sing to us.”
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