Humorous stories; London (England) -- Fiction; Lucia (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Women -- England -- Fiction
Lucia paused for a single second, then clapped her hands.
“Oh, what fun that would be!” she said. “But I don’t think it can be
true. Dearest Olga popped in--or did I pop in--yesterday morning in
town, and she said nothing about it. No doubt she had not made up her
mind then whether she was coming or not. Of course I’ll ring her up at
once and scold her for not telling me.”
Lucia found from Olga’s caretaker that she and a friend were expected,
but she knew they couldn’t come to lunch with her, as they were lunching
with Mr. Pillson. She “couldn’t say, I’m sure” who the friend was, but
promised to give the message that Mrs. Lucas hoped they would both come
and dine.... The next thing was to ring up Georgie and be wonderfully
cordial.
“Georgino mio, is it ’oo?” she asked.
“Yes,” said Georgie. He did not have to ask who it was, nor did he feel
inclined for baby-talk.
“Georgino, I never caught a glimpse of you yesterday,” she said. “Why
didn’t ’oo come round and see me?”
“Because you never asked me,” said Georgie firmly, “and because you
never told me you were coming.”
“Me so sorry,” said Lucia. “But me was so fussed and busy in town.
Delicious to be in Riseholme again.”
“Delicious,” said Georgie.
Lucia paused a moment.
“Is Georgino cross with me?” she asked.
“Not a bit,” said Georgie brightly. “Why?”
“I didn’t know. And I hear my Olga and a friend are lunching with you. I
am hoping they will come and dine with me to-night. And do come in
afterward. We shall be eight already, or of course I should ask you.”
“Thanks so much, but I’m dining with her,” said Georgie.
A pause.
“Well, all of you come and dine here,” said Lucia. “Such amusing people,
and I’ll squeeze you in.”
“I’m afraid I can’t accept for Olga,” said Georgie. “And I’m dining with
her, you see.”
“Well, will you come across after lunch and bring them?” said Lucia. “Or
tea?”
“I don’t know what they will feel inclined to do,” said Georgie. “But
I’ll tell them.”
“Do, and I’ll ring up at lunch-time again, and have ickle talk to my
Olga. Who is her friend?”
Georgie hesitated: he thought he would not give that away just yet.
Lucia would know in heaps of time.
“Oh, just somebody whom she’s possibly bringing down,” he said, and rang
off.
Lucia began to suspect a slight mystery, and she disliked mysteries,
except when she made them herself. Olga’s caretaker was “sure she
couldn’t say,” and Georgie (Lucia was sure) wouldn’t. So she went back
to her guests, and very prudently said that Olga had not arrived at
present, and then gave them a wonderful account of her little _intime_
dinner with Olga and Princess Isabel. Such a delightful amusing woman:
they must all come and meet Princess Isabel some day soon in town.
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