Fairies -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction; Imaginary places -- Fiction
And he flung back his head and laughed heartily at his own joke, while
Master Nathaniel glared at him, speechless with rage.
"Now, your Worship," he went on in a more serious voice. "If I have
been indiscreet you must forgive me ... as I forgave you in the
parlour. You see, a doctor is obliged to keep his eyes open ... it
is not from what his patients tell him that he prescribes for them,
but from what he notices himself. To a doctor everything is a
symptom ... the way a man lights his pipe even. For instance, I once
had the honour of having your Worship as my partner at a game of cards.
You've forgotten probably--it was years ago at the Pyepowders. We lost
that game. Why? Because each time that you held the most valuable
card in the pack--the Lyre of Bones--you discarded it as if it had
burnt your fingers. Things like that set a doctor wondering, Master
Nathaniel. You are a man who is frightened about something."
Master Nathaniel slowly turned crimson. Now that the doctor mentioned
it, he remembered quite well that at one time he objected to holding
the Lyre of Bones. Its name caused him to connect it with the Note.
As we have seen, he was apt to regard innocent things as taboo. But to
think that somebody should have noticed it!
"This is a necessary preface to what I have got to say with regard to
your son," went on Endymion Leer. "You see, I want to make it clear
that, though one has never come within a mile of fairy fruit, one can
have all the symptoms of being an habitual consumer of it. Wait! Wait!
Hear me out!"
For Master Nathaniel, with a smothered exclamation, had sprung from his
chair.
"I am not saying that you have all these symptoms ... far from it. But
you know that there are spurious imitations of many diseases of the
body--conditions that imitate exactly all the symptoms of the disease,
and the doctors themselves are often taken in by them. You wish me
to confine my remarks to your son ... well, I consider that he is
suffering from a spurious surfeit of fairy fruit."
Though still angry, Master Nathaniel was feeling wonderfully relieved.
This explanation of his own condition that robbed it of all mystery
and, somehow, made it rational, seemed almost as good as a cure. So
he let the doctor go on with his disquisition without any further
interruption except the purely rhetorical ones of an occasional
protesting grunt.
"Now, I have studied somewhat closely the effects of fairy fruit,"
the doctor was saying. "These effects we regard as a malady. But, in
reality, they are more like a melody--a tune that one can't get out of
one's head," and he shot a very sly little look at Master Nathaniel,
out of his bright bird-like eyes.
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