Fairies -- Fiction; Fantasy fiction; Imaginary places -- Fiction
Master Nathaniel fumed and grumbled a little at the inefficiency of
the Yeomanry; but, at the bottom of his heart he was relieved. He had
a lurking fear that Hempie was right and Endymion Leer was wrong,
and that it had really been fairy fruit after all that Ranulph had
eaten. But it is best to let sleeping facts lie. And he feared that if
confronted with Willy Wisp the facts might wake up and begin to bite.
But what was this that Mumchance was telling him?
It would seem that during the past months there had been a marked
increase in the consumption of fairy fruit--in the low quarters of
town, of course.
"It's got to be stopped, Mumchance, d'ye hear?" cried Master Nathaniel
hotly. "And what's more, the smugglers must be caught and clapped into
gaol, every mother's son of them. This has gone on too long."
"Yes, your Worship," said Mumchance stolidly, "it went on in the
time of my predecessor, if your Worship will pardon the expression"
(Mumchance was very fond of using long words, but he had a feeling that
it was presumption to use them before his betters), "and in the days
of his predecessor ... and way back. And it's no good trying to be
smarter than our forebears. I sometimes think we might as well try and
catch the Dapple and clap it into prison as them smugglers. But these
are sad times, your Worship, sad times--the 'prentices wanting to be
masters, and every little tradesman wanting to be a Senator, and every
dirty little urchin thinking he can give impudence to his betters! You
see, your Worship, I sees and hears a good deal in my way of business,
if you'll pardon the expression ... but the things one's eyes and ears
tells one, they ain't in words, so to speak, and it's not easy to tell
other folks what they say ... no more than the geese can tell you how
they know it's going to rain," and he laughed apologetically. "But I
shouldn't be surprised--no, I shouldn't, if there wasn't something
brewing."
"By the Sun, Moon, and Stars, Mumchance, don't speak in riddles!" cried
Master Nathaniel irritably. "What d'ye mean?"
Mumchance shifted uneasily from one foot to the other: "Well, your
Worship," he began, "it's this way. Folks are beginning to take a
wonderful interest in Duke Aubrey again. Why, all the girls are wearing
bits of tawdry jewelry with his picture, and bits of imitation ivy and
squills stuck in their bonnets, and there ain't a poor street in this
town where all the cockatoos that the sailors bring don't squawk at you
from their cages that the Duke will come to his own again ... or some
such rubbish, and...."
"My good Mumchance!" cried Master Nathaniel, impatiently, "Duke Aubrey
was a rascally sovereign who died more than two hundred years ago. You
don't believe he's going to come to life again, do you?"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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