"Now let us see what these fine folks will do when they get off the damask and come to grief. A helpless lot, I fancy, and those fellows deserve what they ’ve got," said the sauce-spoon, nearly upsetting the twins as she elbowed her way to the front to jeer over the fallen. "I think you will see that gentle people are as brave as those who make a noise," answered Madam Gravy, and leaning over the edge of the table she added in her sweet voice, "Dear Mr. Pickle, we will let down a napkin and pull you up if you have strength to take hold." "Pull away, ma’am," groaned Pickle, who well deserved his name just then, and soon, thanks to Madam’s presence of mind, he was safely laid on a pile of mats, while Miss Mustard put a plaster on his injured back. Meanwhile brave Grandpapa Ladle had slipped from the table to a chair, and so to the floor without too great a jar to his aged frame; then sliding along the carpet, he reached the register. Peering down that dark, hot abyss he cried, while all listened breathlessly for a reply, "Prongs, my boy, are you there?" "Ay, ay, sir; I ’m caught in the wire screen. Ask some of the fellows to lend a hand and get me out before I ’m melted," answered the fork, with a gasp of agony. Instantly the long handle of the patriarchal Ladle was put down to his rescue, and after a moment of suspense, while Prongs caught firmly hold, up he came, hot and dusty, but otherwise unharmed by that dreadful fall. Cheers greeted them, and every one lent a hand at the napkin as they were hoisted to the table to be embraced by their joyful relatives and friends. "What did you think about down in that horrid place?" asked one of the twins. "I thought of a story I once heard master tell, about a child who was found one cold day sitting with his feet on a newspaper, and when asked what he was doing, answered, ’Warming my feet on the "Christian Register."’ I hoped my register would be Christian enough not to melt me before help came. Ha! ha! See the joke, my dears?" and Prongs laughed as gayly as if he never had taken a header into a volcano. "What did you see down there?" asked the other twin, curious, as all small people are. "Lots of dust and pins, a doll’s head baby put there, Norah’s thimble, and the big red marble that boy Tony was raging about the other day. It’s a regular catch-all, and shows how the work is shirked in this house," answered Prongs, stretching his legs, which were a little damaged by the fall. "What shall we do about the plates?" asked Pickle, from his bed. "Let them lie, for we can’t mend them. John will think the boy broke them, and he’ll get punished, as he deserves, for he broke a tumbler yesterday, and put it slyly in the ash-barrel," said Miss Mustard, spitefully. "Oh! I say, that’s mean," began Tony; but no one listened, and in a minute Prongs answered bravely,-- "I ’m a gentleman, and I don’t let other people take the blame of my scrapes. Tony has enough of his own to answer for."