It is but a fair tribute to American courage to own that, where so many
held back, reluctant and timid, the Yankee declared his readiness to
go forward. He protested that he would rather like it. “It was just
his grit,” and that he was “main tired of sittin’ there like a wounded
skunk, with his head out of a hole.” Whether from some lurking jealousy
of the stranger, or some ungenerous disbelief in his address, the
company did not accept his offer, or at least show such eagerness in the
acceptance as they might, but broke up into twos and threes, discussing
the event. While these deliberations went forward, a one-horse chaise
drew up to the door, and a writing-desk and a small carpet-bag were
deposited within it by the landlord, who, by a significant look towards
his other guests, seemed to say, “Here’s your opportunity! This is your
man!”
“Who is he? Where is he going?” asked one, calling him aside.
“He’s Mr. M’Kinlay, from London, the family law-agent, going over to the
cottage.”
He had but finished this speech, when a middle-aged man, with a high
complexion, and short grey hair, without whiskers, appeared, conning
over his bill as he came forward.
“You can scarce call it supper, Mr. Pugh,” said he, in an accent
unmistakably Scotch--“the bit of fish, and the leg of a cold
turkey--except that it was eaten at eleven at night. It was just a
snack.”
“It’s only two-and-six, Sir,” said the other, humbly.
“Only! I’d like to know what you’d make it, man. That’s the price of a
right good meal up in town, and not served on a coarse tablecloth, nor
over a sanded floor; and what’s this 1s. 10d.? What’s that?”
“Ale, Sir. Your servant drank it very freely.”
“If it only disagreed with him as it did with me, I’ll make no objection
to his excess. Are these gentlemen waiting to speak to me, for I don’t
think I have the honour--”
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“Yes, Sir,” said a short, apoplectic-looking man, with a bald head;
“we are strangers--strangers casually thrown into acquaintance at
this hotel. We have come here from motives of pleasure, or health, or
indolence---one common object having its attraction for us all--the
far-famed cottage of Dinasllyn. We have learned, however, to our
infinite disappointment, that, by a whim, a mere caprice--for it
is impossible it could be more--of the persons’ who are the present
occupants, the travellers, the tourists I will call them, ate to be
excluded in future, and all access refused to a spot which has its
claims on the sympathies not alone of the Englishman, for I see at my
side a learned professor from Jena, and a distinguished citizen of New
York----”
“Kansas, stranger, Little Rock,” said the Yankee, interrupting, and then
advancing to the front. “Here’s how it is, Sir. Your friends up yonder
ain’t content to have God’s gifts all their own, but they won’t even let
a man look at them. That ain’t nature, and it ain’t sense. We have drawn
up our notions in a brief message. Are you a mindin’ of me, stranger?”
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