England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Drama; Mistaken identity -- Drama
_Undershell_ (_at another part of the platform--to himself_). Where
has Miss Mull disappeared to? Oh, there she is, pointing out her
luggage. What a quantity she travels with! Can't be such a _very_ poor
relation. How graceful and collected she is, and how she orders the
porters about! I really believe I shall enjoy this visit. (_To a
porter._) That's mine--the brown one with a white star. I want it to
go to Wyvern Court--Sir Rupert Culverin's.
_Porter_ (_shouldering it_). Right, sir. Follow me, if you please.
[_He disappears with it._
_Undershell_ (_to himself_). I mustn't leave Miss Mull alone.
(_Advancing to her._) Can I be of any assistance?
_Phillipson._ It's all done now. But you might try and find out how
we're to get to the Court.
[UNDERSHELL _departs; is requested to produce his ticket,
and spends several minutes in searching every pocket
but the right one_.
[Illustration: SEARCHING EVERY POCKET BUT THE RIGHT ONE.]
_In the Station Yard at Shuntingbridge._
_Lady Cantire_ (_from the interior of the Wyvern omnibus, testily, to_
Footman). What are we waiting for _now_? Is my maid coming with us--or
how?
_Footman._ There's a fly ordered to take her, my lady.
_Lady Cantire_ (_to_ SPURRELL, _who is standing below_). Then it's
_you_ who are keeping us!
_Spurrell._ If your ladyship will excuse me. I'll just go and see if
they've put out my bag.
_Lady Cantire_ (_impatiently_). Never mind about your bag. (_To_
Footman.) What have you done with this gentleman's luggage?
_Footman._ Everything for the Court is on top now, my lady.
[_He opens the door for_ SPURRELL.
_Lady Cantire_ (_to_ SPURRELL, _who is still irresolute_). For
goodness' sake don't hop about on that step! Come in, and let us
start.
_Lady Maisie._ _Please_ get in--there's _plenty_ of room!
_Spurrell_ (_to himself_). They _are_ chummy, and no mistake! (_Aloud,
as he gets in._) I do hope it won't be considered any intrusion--my
coming up along with your ladyships, I mean!
_Lady Cantire_ (_snappishly_). Intrusion! I never heard such nonsense!
Did you expect to be asked to run behind? You really mustn't be so
ridiculously modest. As if your _Andromeda_ hadn't procured you the
_entrée_ everywhere!
[_The omnibus starts._
_Spurrell_ (_to himself_). Good old Drummy! No idea I was such a
swell. I'll keep my tail up. Shyness ain't one of _my_ failings.
(_Aloud, to an indistinct mass at the further end of the omnibus,
which is unlighted._) Er--hum--pitch dark night, my lady, don't get
much idea of the country! (_The mass makes no response._) I was
saying, my lady, it's too dark to---- (_The mass snores peacefully._)
Her ladyship seems to be taking a snooze on the quiet, my lady. (_To_
Lady MAISIE.) (_To himself._) Not that _that's_ the term for it!
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