Mad: A Story of Dust and AshesFenn, George Manville
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Mad: A Story of Dust and Ashes
Fenn, George Manville
Fiction
"Here, let's go this way, sir," he said, turning into Warwick-lane.
"Pretty game this, sir, isn't it? Slaughtered sheep, and murdered
novels, and books of all sorts close together. Authors' sheep's-heads,
and butchers' sheep's-heads cheek by jowl. Rum thing for both trades to
get so close together. Regular bit of philosophy if you like to take it
up, sir; stomach and brains, you see, food for both--books for the
brains, meat for the stomach; and then backwards and forwards, one feeds
the other, and one couldn't get on without the other; and here they are
situated close to the very heart of the City. Look at the circulation
going on--wonderful, ain't it, sir?"
Old Matt stopped by a slaughter-house, not to pity the simple animal
just killed, but to point out sundry choice portions that might be had
bargains, if they could have availed themselves of the opportunity.
"Wouldn't do, though, to go about such a job as we have on hand carrying
a sheep's-head, would it, sir?" he observed to Septimus.
"No; pray come along, and let's get our task over," exclaimed the
latter.
"To be sure," said Matt, coming to himself, and the next minute they
were in Paternoster-row. "Lots of my old friends here," said Matt,
stopping short in the middle of the narrow way, to be hustled by boys
laden with sheets of paper fresh from the press, lads carrying reams, or
newly-bound works tied between boards; men with blue bags over their
shoulders heavily laden with books; men with oblong "mems" in their
hands which they consulted as they hurried from swinging door to
swinging door, collecting the publications of the different firms. Once
the old man was nearly run over by a truck full of type-galleys driven
by a pair of reckless imps of some neighbouring printing-office; while
at least four times he came into contact with the fruit-baskets of the
nymphs in stout boots and flattened bonnets, whose haunt is the
labyrinth of learning known as "the Row."--"Lots of my old friends
here," said Matt as his companion looked bewildered, and was thrust off
the pavement; on to it again; into booksellers' where he did not want to
go; and once against the muddy wheel of a cab, whose driver roundly
abused him for nearly getting himself injured.--"Lots of my old friends
here. Ah, you needn't mind a bit of pushing, sir--it's a busy place.
Now, you know, if I liked to hunt about, I could find more than one bit
of my work here, for I've done things and bits of things that's come out
in more than half these places. All sorts of stuff; and what a sight of
work a man can be put upon in a matter of fifty year, from playbills to
prayer-books, and down again to penny-a-lining and posters! Law and
physic's been my strongest points: but there; I've been on your
magazines, and newspapers, and three-volume novels, and pamphlets, and
everything else that's printed on a leaf, 'cept' last dying-speeches and
halfpenny songs; and I never did get down, quite so low as that. I've
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