Mad: A Story of Dust and AshesFenn, George Manville
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Mad: A Story of Dust and Ashes
Fenn, George Manville
Fiction
The person addressed was the inhabitant of Bennett's-rents--the big,
slouchy, large-jawed gentleman, in a fur cap and a sleeved-waistcoat,
already known to the reader. He carried a small birdcage, tied in a
cotton handkerchief, beneath his arm, while another spotted handkerchief
wrapped his bull-neck, where it was pinned with a silver-mounted
Stanhope lens, which was apparently regarded as a rare jewel. Upon
being first called, he commenced expatiating upon the qualities of the
bird, whose cage-envelope he began to unfasten, until so unceremoniously
checked by the gentleman who summoned him.
"You're a fine sort, you are," growled the man as he went off in search
of the cab; "and if I warn't as dry as sorduss, I'd see you furder afore
I'd fetch your gallus cab, so now, then. My name's Jarker, chrissen
William, that's about what my name is, stand or fall by it--come, now."
As nobody seemed disposed to "come, now," Mr Jarker hastened his steps,
and soon returned with the cab, placed his cage behind the hall-door,
and then, under the direction of Mrs Sims, fetched down portmanteau and
bags groaning and sighing beneath their weight, and raising up a smile
of contempt upon his employer's face as he watched the fellow's actions,
and scanned his powerful development and the idleness written so plainly
upon his countenance. But soon the task was ended, the cab-door banged,
Mrs Sims had turned on a little more of her laughing-gas to brighten
her features by way of valediction to the departing lodger, and then, as
she sniffed loudly, the cab drove off, leaving Mr Jarker spitting upon
that curiosity, an honestly-earned sixpence in his hand.
"How's the missus? why, she's okkard, and I don't s'pose you a-coming
would do her any good, and she's a-going to spend a shillin' in
ankerchers for someone as has a cold in her head, that's what she's
a-goin' to do," said Mr Jarker, with a grin at Mrs Sims, and then he
watched the affronted dame as she sniffed her way upstairs; but before
she had reached the second flight, Mr Jarker had grinned again, drawing
his lips back from his white teeth with a smile that more resembled a
snarl.
Mr William Jarker, birdcatcher, fancier of pigeons, and of anything
else which came to his net, stood listening to the sniffs and receding
footsteps of Mrs Sims, placed the sixpence he had earned in the pocket
of his tight corduroys, pulled off his large, flat, fur cap, and gave
his head a scratch, thereby displaying a crop of hair which it would
have been useless to attempt to brush or part, for it was decidedly
short, and the barber who had last operated had not been careful, but
left the said hair nicky and notchy in places. However, the style gave
due prominence to the peculiar phrenological development of Mr Jarker's
bumps, while his ears stood out largely, and with an air that suggested
cropping as an improvement to them as well, more especially since there
was a great deal of the bull-dog in his appearance.
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