Mad: A Story of Dust and AshesFenn, George Manville
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Mad: A Story of Dust and Ashes
Fenn, George Manville
Fiction
The visitors made their way into the old formal registry-office, turned
into a very smart little shop, fitted up with some taste; where Miss
Tollicks herself was busily weighing and packing a pile of those little
rolls of tobacco known as "screws." Fine thick paper, too, she was
using, such as would weigh well and add to the rather fine profit she
obtained upon her fragrant weed. For there was no mistake: Miss
Tollicks had executed her threat, turned the registering out of doors,
and taken to the business most popular in the streets of London. No
seat now existed for maids to sit and wait to be hired from ten to four;
no green baize; no intense air of respectability, but all quite the
correct thing as established by custom in the weedy way. There was a
monster cigar outside, set perpendicularly, with an internal gas-jet,
and a transparency bearing the legend, "Take a light." On the other
side of the door was a little, freshly-varnished, red-nosed,
chip-elbowed Scotchman, taking snuff in the imperfect tense, with his
fingers half-way to his nose; an imitation roll of tobacco hung over the
door; while just inside, upon a tub, stood a small black gentleman in a
very light feather petticoat, smoking a pipe about double the length of
his body. Then there were clay pipes, crossed and tied into
diamond-pattern d'oyleys, swung in the top panes of the windows; while
beneath them "so gracefully curled" a perfect anaconda of a hookah--one
that it would have taken a bold Turk to smoke. There were meerschaums
and brier-roots, cutty- and billiard-pipes; glass, cherry, and jasmine
stems; tobacco-pouches of india-rubber, looking like fresh-flayed
negro-skin; snuff-boxes of all sorts and sizes, embracing miniature,
scene, and tartan of every pattern; stacks of cigar-boxes carefully
branded but very European in their look; bundles of cigars tied with
fancy ribbon; the day's playbills on the walls; rows of snuff- and
tobacco-jars, as pointed out by Matt, and labelled from "Scotch" to
"Hardham's 37," and from "Returns" to "Latakia." There was a whole
tubful of odorous shag, and a stack of packets of Bristol bird's-eye;
the scales were of the glossiest, the glass-case of the cleanest, and
altogether the shop owned by Miss Tollicks seemed to be of the most
prosperous; for things looked smart and well attended to--a rare sign of
plenty of business, as, according to the old saying, "the less there is
to do, the worse it is done;" but there was a strong smell of varnish,
and it was evident that Miss Tollicks had been picking up her fittings
here and there at various secondhand stores, or, as Matt Space called
it, "on the cheap."
Matt advanced to the counter and asked for his penn'orth of snuff.
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