Mad: A Story of Dust and AshesFenn, George Manville
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Mad: A Story of Dust and Ashes
Fenn, George Manville
Fiction
"Then you're not dead!" exclaimed Miss Tollicks, putting down the jar in
a most businesslike way, with motions rapid as her speech; for she had
banished the black-velvet blackbird and deportment along with the green
baize; but, not quite used to her business, in spite of her ability of
adapting herself to circumstances, she sneezed loudly as she lifted the
lid. "And how do you do?--there, dear me, how I do sneeze!--and I
thought I had quite conquered it, for it does look so--tchisher-er--so--
er-tchisher! There, I'm sure I beg your pardon. And how do you do? and
you've got well again, like poor Mary did, in that horrible place, who
was dying too, and didn't. And Mr Harding too! and I'm so glad to see
you, for you were _that_ kind to me, I don't know what I should have
done else. Now you've come to ask me about the doctor again--now
haven't you?"
Septimus said he had.
"Well, now, I hadn't forgotten it, and you were both right, you know;
but I shall never forget your kindness, Mr Harding, for but for you
that day, everyone must have seen that I had been crying. But you were
right; and the doctor did live here, and died here too, ages ago; and
then his widow went to live somewhere in one of those quiet streets by
the Strand, going down to the river, you know; and then she died, and
there was a sale, and that's all; and it isn't much, is it?"
Septimus said it was not, certainly.
"But then, you know," said Miss Tollicks, "it's no use to try and make
more of things of that sort, is it? No, he didn't know the street, nor
anything more about it, for he bought the lease of the house of someone
else."
As for Matt, he did not speak, but took snuff ferociously, and glared at
the paper squares upon the counter.
"But there, do come in," cried Miss Tollicks; "and, dear me, Mr--Mr--I
don't know your name, but don't, pray, take snuff like that; you'll make
yourself ill. But there, do come in;" and in spite of refusals Miss
Tollicks soon had her visitors seated in her bower, in company with a
spirit-bottle and a couple of tumblers and sugar, a tiny kettle upon the
fire singing merrily.
"I do suffer so from spasms," said Miss Tollicks as she placed the
suspicious-looking spirit-bottle upon the table; but all these
preparations were not made at once, for, from her many pops in and out
of the shop, and the rattling of the scales, it was evident that Miss
Tollicks had chosen the right business at last, and was prospering
famously. The decanter was brought out of a Berlin-wool-worked
overgrown dice-box on one side of the fire, the glasses from its ditto
on the other, the kettle out of a window-locker, and divers other ways
of economising space were shown; while the visitors were informed that
so much of the house was let off. "It all helps so," said Miss
Tollicks; "for London rents are enough to kill you; and you doing
nothing but feed your landlord."
Old Matt grunted acquiescence.
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