Mad: A Story of Dust and AshesFenn, George Manville
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Mad: A Story of Dust and Ashes
Fenn, George Manville
Fiction
As for Septimus Hardon, he was talking in an abstracted way to old Matt,
who was discussing business matters, and urging energetic measures in
the office; but talking to Septimus Hardon was a difficult matter, and
put you much in mind of catching a grazing horse: you held a bait before
him, and then gradually edged him up into a corner, when, just as you
thought you had him, he was off and away full gallop to another part of
the mental field; and so the work had to be done all over again. Old
Matt found it so, and after several times over waking to the fact that
while he was talking upon one subject Septimus Hardon was thinking upon
another, he rose and took his departure.
Volume One, Chapter IX.
OLD MATT ON MANNERS.
Old Matt Space came daily to Carey-street in search of a job, and
generally made an excuse for seeing little Tom, for whom he had a cake,
a biscuit, or some small penny toy, purchased of one of the peripatetic
vendors in the street.
"I always like to support honest industry," said the old man; and when
in work, and with a few shillings in his pocket, he would take a walk
along the busy streets, and perhaps spend a couple of his shillings with
the people whose place of business is the edge of the pavement. "Well,
suppose I am a fool for doing it, what then?" said Matt one day. "Ain't
ninety per cent of the inhabitants of this precious country of ours what
you call fools; and if I, in my folly, help twenty or thirty poor folks
up a step in getting their bit of a living, where's the harm? Don't
tell me," old Matt would say to his fellow-workmen, beginning to unload
the pockets which made his coat-tails stick out almost at right angles;
"I don't buy the things because I want them, I do it to help them as
wants it; and their name, as it says in the Testament, is `legion.'
Now, that's a jumping frog, made of wood, a bit of paint, a bit of
string, and a bit of my friend Ike's wax. That's an ingenious toy, that
is: who'll have it? whose got a youngster?"
Speaking in a large printing-office, amongst twenty or thirty men, there
was soon a market for the jumping frog; and then the old man drew out a
scrap of something soft and flabby, and held it up.
"You wouldn't tell what that is in a hurry," said Matt. "All to
encourage industry, you know; that's a big indy-rubber balloon, that is,
only I couldn't pocket it, so I made it collapse first; so that's no
good to nobody--pitch it away. Here we have--ah, this is an out-and-out
toy, this is, only I've broke the stick, and it wants a bit of glue--
who'll have a climbing monkey?"
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