Great Britain -- History -- Charles II, 1660-1685 -- Fiction
Hortense still fingered out her psalm as though ignoring the irruption
of the world, the flesh, and the devil into her house. The three girls
at the card-table sat with eyes cast down and hands folded demurely in
prim laps. The grim old gentleman reclined in his chair, and stared at
the intruders with the inimitable assurance of a Diogenes. Barbara
remained by the window in isolation, while her mother and the widow were
smiling and whispering together in a corner.
The gentry of Whitehall appreciated the satirical humor of their
welcome. Hortense was laughing at them with that dolorous canticle of
hers.
“Now, Thomas, where is your wit?”
“Prick the bishop’s calves, he has gone to sleep.”
They laughed and applauded as the figure in the silk gown moved forward
into the room. Mr. Thomas Temple could play a variety of parts. His
mimicry excelled in burlesquing the episcopate.
“My children, let peace be upon this house.” And he gave them a pompous
blessing with upraised hands.
Hortense rose from the harpsichord with the assumed fire of a fanatic.
“Children of Belial!”
“Lady, pardon me, they are already qualifying as saints.”
“What sayest thou, Antichrist, thou Red Man of Rome? Woe, woe unto this
city when its priests wax fat in purple and fine linen!”
The bishop extended reproving hands.
“Woman, blaspheme not! We are here to save all souls with the kiss of
peace. My children, come hither. Have you been baptized?”
The three girls tittered. Hortense stood forward, flinging out one arm
with a passionate gesture of scorn.
“Behold the book of the beast. Behold the Serpent without a surplice!
And you—ye children of iniquity—make way for Thomas with the wine!”
There was a shout of laughter as my lord the bishop, picking up his
skirts, cut a delighted caper.
“Alas, she has bewitched me! St. Sack, where art thou—oh, strengthener
of my soul?”
A footman bearing a tray with flasks and glasses moved stolidly through
the crowd. The mock churchman extended a protecting arm.
“Bless you, my son. Blessed are all vintners and tavern-keepers! And
you, madam” (he turned to her with a stately obeisance), “our Lord the
King of his nobleness hath sent us to unbind your eyes—and to lead you
into the paths of light. We will baptize those innocents yonder into the
one true church, even the church of Sack—and Sashes. Let all the
heathen rejoice for the souls we shall save this day from the pit of
prudery. No woman can be saved unless she be kissed. Amen.”
IX
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