Madam Crowl's Ghost and the Dead SextonLe Fanu, Joseph Sheridan
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Madam Crowl's Ghost and the Dead Sexton
Le Fanu, Joseph Sheridan
Ghost stories
He looked like a gaunt, athletic Spaniard of forty, burned half black
in the sun, with a bony, flattened nose. A pair of fierce black eyes
were just visible under the edge of his hat; and his mouth seemed
divided, beneath the moustache, by the deep scar of a hare-lip.
Sir Geoffrey Mardykes and the host of the George, aided by the doctor
and the attorney, were discussing and arranging, for the third or
fourth time, their theories about the death and the probable plans of
Toby Crooke, when the stranger entered.
The new-comer lifted his hat, with a sort of smile, for a moment from
his black head.
"What do you call this place, gentlemen?" asked the stranger.
"The town of Golden Friars, sir," answered the doctor politely.
"The George and Dragon, sir: Anthony Turnbull, at your service,"
answered mine host, with a solemn bow, at the same moment--so that the
two voices went together, as if the doctor and the innkeeper were
singing a catch.
"The George and the Dragon," repeated the horseman, expanding his long
hands over the fire which he had approached. "Saint George, King
George, the Dragon, the Devil: it is a very grand idol, that outside
your door, sir. You catch all sorts of worshippers--courtiers,
fanatics, scamps: all's fish, eh? Everybody welcome, provided he
drinks like one. Suppose you brew a bowl or two of punch. I'll stand
it. How many are we? _Here_--count, and let us have enough. Gentlemen,
I mean to spend the night here, and my horse is in the stable. What
holiday, fun, or fair has got so many pleasant faces together? When I
last called here--for, now I bethink me, I have seen the place
before--you all looked sad. It was on a Sunday, that dismalest of
holidays; and it would have been positively melancholy only that your
sexton--that saint upon earth--Mr. Crooke, was here." He was looking
round, over his shoulder, and added: "Ha! don't I see him there?"
Frightened a good deal were some of the company. All gaped in the
direction in which, with a nod, he turned his eyes.
"He's _not_ thar--he _can't_ be thar--we _see_ he's not thar," said
Turnbull, as dogmatically as old Joe Willet might have delivered
himself--for he did not care that the George should earn the
reputation of a haunted house. "He's met an accident, sir: he's
dead--he's elsewhere--and therefore can't be here."
Upon this the company entertained the stranger with the
narrative--which they made easy by a division of labour, two or three
generally speaking at a time, and no one being permitted to finish a
second sentence without finding himself corrected and supplanted.
"The man's in Heaven, so sure as you're not," said the traveller so
soon as the story was ended. "What! he was fiddling with the church
bell, was he, and d----d for that--eh? Landlord, get us some drink. A
sexton d----d for pulling down a church bell he has been pulling at
for ten years!"
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