Mademoiselle de Maupin, Volume 2 (of 2)Gautier, Théophile
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Mademoiselle de Maupin, Volume 2 (of 2)
Gautier, Théophile
French fiction -- Translations into English
The first thing to do was to prevent the chevalier from pursuing his
design.--What seemed to me the best and simplest way was to pick a
quarrel with him and make him fight me, and I had the utmost difficulty
in arranging it, for he is the most arrant poltroon and fears blows
more than any other man on earth.--At last I said so many and such
cutting things to him, that he had to make up his mind to go out with
me, although decidedly against his inclination.--I even threatened to
have him horse-whipped by my servants, if he did not show himself more
of a man.--He knew how to handle a sword very well, by the way, but
fright disturbed him so that our blades had no sooner crossed than I
found a way to administer a pretty little thrust that put him to bed
for a fortnight.--That was enough for me; I had no wish to kill him,
and I much preferred to let him live so that he might be hanged later;
a touching attention for which he ought to be most grateful to me!--My
rascal stretched out between two sheets and duly trussed and bandaged,
it only remained to persuade the little one to leave the house, which
was not a very difficult matter.
I told her a tale about her lover's disappearance, as she was
tremendously concerned about him. I told her that he had gone with an
actress of the troupe then playing at C----; which angered her, as you
can imagine.--But I consoled her, telling her all sorts of evil of the
chevalier, who was ugly, besotted, and old, and I ended by asking her
if she would not prefer to have me for her sweetheart.--She answered
that she would indeed, because I was handsomer and my clothes were
new.--This naïve remark, uttered with perfect seriousness, made me
laugh until the tears came.--I excited the little one's imagination and
worked to such good purpose that I persuaded her to leave the house.--A
bouquet or two, as many kisses, and a pearl necklace which I gave her,
delighted her to a point difficult to describe, and she assumed an air
of importance before her little friends that was as laughable as you
can imagine.
I ordered a very rich and elegant page's costume made to fit her, for
I could not take her away in her girl's clothes, unless I dressed as
a woman myself, which I did not choose to do.--I purchased a small
horse of a gentle disposition and easy gait, and yet with speed enough
to follow my horse when I chose to ride fast. Then I told the little
beauty to try and come down to the door just at dusk and that I would
be there to meet her; which she did most punctually.--I found her doing
sentry duty in front of the half-open door.--I rode very close to the
house; she came out, I gave her my hand, she placed her foot on my
toe and leaped quickly to a seat behind me, for she was wonderfully
agile in her movements. I spurred my horse and succeeded in returning
unnoticed to my own quarters through seven or eight deserted, winding
lanes.
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