Magic: A Fantastic ComedyChesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
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Magic: A Fantastic Comedy
Chesterton, G. K. (Gilbert Keith)
English drama (Comedy)
CONJURER. Because it is so simple. [_He springs suddenly to his feet,
the cheque still in his hand._] You ask me how I really did the last
trick. I will tell you how I did the last trick. I did it by magic.
[_The_ DUKE _and_ DOCTOR _stare at him motionless; but the_ REV.
SMITH _starts and takes a step nearer the table. The_ CONJURER
_pulls his cloak round his shoulders. This gesture, as of
departure, brings the_ DOCTOR _to his feet._
DOCTOR. [_Astonished and angry._] Do you really mean that you take the
cheque and then tell us it was only magic?
CONJURER. [_Pulling the cheque to pieces._] I tear the cheque, and I
tell you it was only magic.
DOCTOR. [_With violent sincerity._] But hang it all, there's no such
thing.
CONJURER. Yes there is. I wish to God I did not know that there is.
DUKE. [_Rising also._] Why, really, magic....
CONJURER. [_Contemptuously._] Yes, your Grace, one of those larger laws
you were telling us about.
[_He buttons his cloak up at his throat and takes up his bag. As he
does so the_ REV. SMITH _steps between him and the door and stops
him for a moment._
SMITH. [_In a low voice._] One moment, sir.
CONJURER. What do you want?
SMITH. I want to apologize to you. I mean on behalf of the company. I
think it was wrong to offer you money. I think it was more wrong to
mystify you with medical language and call the thing delirium. I have
more respect for conjurer's patter than for doctor's patter. They are
both meant to stupify; but yours only to stupify for a moment. Now I put
it to you in plain words and on plain human Christian grounds. Here is a
poor boy who may be going mad. Suppose you had a son in such a position,
would you not expect people to tell you the whole truth if it could help
you?
CONJURER. Yes. And I have told you the whole truth. Go and find out if
it helps you.
[_Turns again to go, but more irresolutely._
SMITH. You know quite well it will not help us.
CONJURER. Why not?
SMITH. You know quite well why not. You are an honest man; and you have
said it yourself. Because he would not believe it.
CONJURER. [_With a sort of fury._] Well, does anybody believe it? Do you
believe it?
SMITH. [_With great restraint._] Your question is quite fair. Come, let
us sit down and talk about it. Let me take your cloak.
CONJURER. I will take off my cloak when you take off your coat.
SMITH. [_Smiling._] Why? Do you want me to fight?
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