Maid Marian, and Other StoriesSeawell, Molly Elliot
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Maid Marian, and Other Stories
Seawell, Molly Elliot
Manners and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
Macfarren, moving mechanically like a sleep-walker, picked up a small
lighted lamp from a table near, although the gas in a gaudy chandelier
flared brightly above him, and examined the picture. He put the lamp
down carefully. He was a member of the Nineteenth Century Club, and
had heard some queer talk about psychology and theosophy which had
impressed him as being rather more baseless and extravagant than Jack
and the Bean-stalk. What, then, was this? He walked rapidly into the
outer sitting-room, locked the door, and returned. And there, sitting
gracefully upright in a chair, was the Lady Marian.
Something common to worshipers in all ages happened to Macfarren. He
fell on his knees. Lady Marian seemed in no wise disconcerted, and,
leaning forward, held out her hand. Macfarren kissed passionately the
warm pink palm.
"Friend," said she, in a soft and composed voice, "how came I hither?"
The question confused Macfarren hopelessly. He dared not tell her that
he had bought her--that she came in a box which was opened in the
custom-house, and that he had paid a thirty-per-cent _ad valorem_ duty
on her. He was inexpert as a liar, although quick at diplomacy. He
could only murmur, after an awkward pause, "I do not know."
"The last thing I remember," said Marian, looking around the unfamiliar
room with calmly inquisitive eyes, "was a ball at Kenilworth, whither I
went with Lady Stukely. My Lord of Leicester told me that our sovereign
lady Queen Bess had signified that she would not excuse me from my turn
of duty as bed-chamber-woman; and then he drank to my success at court
in red wine, and I drank too. And I was moderate--I only drank two
small flagons of red wine, a tankard of sack, and one poor half-gallon
of good mulled ale."
Lady Marian uttered this quite composedly, but to say that Macfarren
was completely staggered is hardly putting it strong enough,
particularly as she finished up by adding with an air of charming
modesty, "I was too bashful to take more!"
Macfarren gasped as he looked at her, but if she had told him that she
had drank a brewery dry, it could not have dissolved the instant magic
charm that her grace and beauty had laid softly upon him. In fact his
only comment when the Lady Marian looked at him inquiringly, as if to
ask his opinion, was--
"That's little enough, Lady Marian, if one is thirsty."
This astounding fib did not seem to strike Lady Marian as a fib at all,
and she only asked eagerly:
"Think you the wine was drugged?"
Having entered on his career as a liar, there was now no retreat for
Macfarren. Moreover, he was really at a loss for opinions, and his only
resource was to lie, promptly, thoroughly, and consistently.
"I think not," he replied, humbly. "A lady of rank would scarcely be
so treated in the house of her friends, and besides," he added, with
the mendacity of a man in love. "You drank so little--not more than a
gallon altogether."
Marian's countenance assumed a look of genuine relief.
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