Farm life -- Fiction; Humorous stories; Science fiction
The younger man turned the egg over in his hand. "It sure feels funny.
Wonder what the inside looks like?" He banged the egg gently against
the edge of the drain board. When it didn't crack, he slammed it
harder, but then realizing that if it did break suddenly, it would
squish onto the floor, he put the egg on the counter and tapped it with
his hammer.
The shell split and a clear liquid poured out on to the drain board,
thin and clear, not glutenous like a normal egg white. A small, reddish
ball, obviously the yolk, rolled across the board, fell into the sink
and broke into powdery fragments. A faint etherlike odor arose from the
mess.
"I guess Miz Thompson was right," Barney said. "She said that hen musta
been pecking in the fertilizer chemicals. Never seen no egg like that
before."
"Yeh," Johnny said puzzledly. "Well, so much for that." He tossed the
golden shell to one side and turned back to his glass work. Barney left
for the pumphouse.
Inside the pumphouse, Barney opened the gasoline engine tank and poked
a stick down to test the fuel level. The stick came out almost dry.
With another string of mutterings, he limped across the yard to the
tractor shed for a gas can. Back in the pumphouse, he poured the engine
tank full, set the gas can aside and then, after priming the
carburetor, yanked on the starter pull rope. The engine caught with a
spluttering roar and began racing madly. Barney lunged for the throttle
and cut it back to idle, but even then, the engine was running at near
full speed. Then Barney noticed the white fluid running down the side
of the engine tank and dripping from the spout of the gasoline can. He
grinned broadly, cut in the pump clutch and hurriedly limped across the
yard to the kitchen.
"Hey, Johnny," he called, "did you put that milk o' Sally's into a gas
can?"
Johnny leaned through the open kitchen window. "Yeh, why?"
"Well, I just filled the kicker with it by accident, and man, you orter
hear that engine run," Barney exclaimed. "Come see."
Johnny swung his legs through the window and dropped lightly to the
yard. The two men were halfway across the yard from the pumphouse when
a loud explosion ripped the building. Parts of the pump engine flew
through the thin walls like shrapnel. A billowing cloud of purple smoke
welled out of the ruptured building as Johnny and Barney flattened
themselves against the hot, packed earth. Flames licked up from the
pump shed. The men ran for the horse trough and grabbing pails of
water, raced for the pumphouse. The fire had just started into the
wooden walls of the building and a few splashes of water doused the
flames.
They eyed the ruins of the gasoline engine. "Holy cow," Johnny
exclaimed, "that stuff blew the engine right apart." He gazed up at the
holes in the pumphouse roof. "Blew the cylinders and head right out the
roof. Holy cow!"
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