He took her hand and looked at the simple platinum band on her
finger. "But you're married now -- nothing wises you up faster in my
experience."
She looked at her hand. "Oh, that. No. That's just to keep the wolves
at bay. Married women aren't the same kinds of targets that single
ones are. Give me water, and then a beer, please."
Glad to have something to do, he busied himself in the kitchen while
she prowled the place. "I remember when these places were bombed-out,
real ghettos."
"What did you mean about being a target?"
"St Pete's, you know. Lawless state. Everyone's on the make. I had a
bodyguard most of the time, but if I wanted to go to a restaurant, I
didn't want to have to fend off the dating-service mafiyeh who wanted
to offer me the deal of a lifetime on a green-card marriage."
"Jeez."
"It's another world, Landon. You know what the big panic there is this
week? A cult of ecstatic evangelical Christians who 'hypnotize' women
in the shopping malls and steal their babies to raise as soldiers to
the Lord. God knows how much of it is true. These guys don't bathe,
and dress in heavy coats with big beards all year round. I mean,
freaky, really freaky."
"They hypnotize women?"
"Weird, yeah? And the *driving*! Anyone over the age of fifty who
knows how to drive got there by being an apparat in the Soviet days,
which means that they learned to drive when the roads were empty. They
don't signal, they straddle lanes, they can't park -- I mean, they
*really* can't park. And drunk! Everyone, all the time! You've never
seen the like. Imagine a frat party the next day, with a lot of
innocent bystanders, hookers, muggers and pickpockets."
Landon looked at her. She was animated and vivid, thin -- age had
brought out her cheekbones and her eyes. Had she had a chin-tuck? It
was common enough -- all the medical tourists loved Russia. Maybe she
was just well-preserved.
She made a show of sniffing herself. "Phew! I need a shower! Can I
borrow your facilities?"
"Sure," he said. "I put clean towels out in the kids' bathroom --
upstairs and second on the right."
She came down with her fine hair slicked back over her ears, her face
scrubbed and shining. "I'm a new woman," she said. "Let's go somewhere
and eat something, OK?"
He took her for pupusas at a Salvadoran place on Goat Hill. They
slogged up and down the hills and valleys, taking the steps cut into
the steep sides, walking past the Painted Ladies -- grand, gaudy
Victorian wood-frames -- and the wobbly, heavy canvas bubble-houses
that had sprung up where the big quake and landslides had washed away
parts of the hills.
"I'd forgotten that they had hills like that," she said, greedily
guzzling an horchata. Her face was streaked with sweat and flushed --
it made her look prettier, younger.
"My son and I walk them every day."
"You drag a little kid up and down that every *day*? Christ, that's
child abuse!"
"Well, he poops out after a couple of peaks and I end up carrying
him."
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